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To me, what really separates Chocolate Guy from all the other “surprise it’s a cake” people is…. I want to eat his stuff. It’s not foam-cake covered in fondant, it’s sixteen kinds of chocolate over delicate wafers and juicy compotes and mousse-you-can-feel-by-seeing and I Want To Eat It All. (Like, I might feel bad taking a bite out of, say, his beautiful telescope, but if I had the chance I would be all over it.)

These mushrooms? I’d pop like six of them if given the chance.

fancydelusionluminary

I never wanted to eat anything more…

evilkaito

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

raccoon-piss

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

fridaybear

Fat Bear Week starts next week, but THIS WEEK IS FAT BEAR JUNIOR. GO VOTE FOR 'DEM CUBS!

gallusrostromegalus

OH FUCK YEAH

knifefightscene

Why are they acting like friendship between men is a new and revolutionary concept im ndandzjdahjd

recaged

i hate "fake woke" but there genuinely needs to be more platonic male intimacy in shows

knifefightscene

Name one movie or tv show that doesn’t have men being friends on screen right now

elphabaskufi

Yall are not about on this app and show you're anti blackness in support of your faves. Michaela Coel deserves every bit of that award, if you didn't watch I May Destroy You you really are missing out on a gem piece. Especially since the show is about her own sexual assault and how she processed it along with humor and a spiral. As well as, how writing can be therapeutic in the same way it can become your downfall.

Put some respect on that woman's name before you disrespect her or her win.

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank

The Purple Dragon

injuries-in-dust

I want to try this one.

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menlove-archive

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

kaizykat

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."

Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

wordsmithic

stinkystarboy

[ID: a screenshot of a reply from tumblr user neiratina, saying "I for one support bringing back Bards to publicly shame the megalomaniac wealthy" /end ID]

fuckboyzuko

WAKE UP, Y'ALL, LYFT FUCKING SNAPPED.

NPR's article here.

fuckboyzuko

Considering how few notes this post has, I've gotten a lot of hate mail about it. Sure would be a shame if y'all kept reblogging it and pissed off the Pro-Life crowd. :)

brattylikestoeat

assaariyoshi

thank you bags from various delis in New York

rapeculturerealities

theocseason4

solitarelee

[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera.

“I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re in college, and live in a dorm or an apartment, there’s a good change that a lot of people living in your dorm or apartment have an Alexa. And if you go into the hallway and yell loud enough... I’ll just show you the rest.”

The girl is now standing in a dorm hallway. She yells at the top of her lungs:

“Alexa! Play Fireflies!”

There is a moment of quiet where several Alexas responding can be faintly heard. After a few seconds, Fireflies by Owl City begins to play loudly, followed a few seconds later by another starting up, then another, then another as the woman begins to walk down the hall, smiling and laughing, to a growing cacophony of Fireflies by Owl City.

End transcript.]