Zodiac Shitposts And Scenarios

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hewwo hewwo! how about zodiac signs as haribo candies? :3

Alright! I’m currently on my way home from a trip, so I’ll try to do some more of these! Anyways, here you go! 

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Aries; Happy Cola

Taurus; Gold-Bears

Gemini; Twin Snakes

Cancer; Peaches

Leo; Tangfastics

Virgo; Alphabet Letters

Libra; Smurfs

Scorpio; Happy Cherries

Sagittarius; Sour S’ghetti

Capricorn; Strawberry Softies

Aquarius; Starmix

Pisces; Clown Fish

-Mod Mo ^-^

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So...

So I am currently writing some of the ship requests I was sent, but I’m having some writers block. Can you guys send in some requests for “the zodiac signs as (fill in the blank)”? Whatever you guys choose for the blank is fine. Thank you guys!

-Mod Mo

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I just realized I had anon off, so it’s on now! Feel free to request whatever you want, whether it be zodiac ships, fandom based zodiac stuff, the zodiac signs as (fill in the blank), and whatever else you guys want to see! Thank you!

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Aries; "I'll make you sorry you were ever born!"

Capricorn; "Jokes on you. I'm already sorry I was ever born."

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Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might become hot or something, but because it's just mean.

-Cancer

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The Signs As Danganronpa; Trigger Happy Havoc Characters (Opinionated)

I love this game, so here this is. If you want to see more fandom based posts, let me know. Also, I got the ship request that a person sent, so if you’re waiting for affirmation I received it, I did and it’s in development. So yeah, here this is!

I may make a post on why I believe the signs and characters are alike, of you guys want.

I tried to use the spoiler free gifs, as well.

(BTW; Opinionated means that the character acts like the sign, and may not necessarily be the sign. I may make one based on the characters zodiacs later)

Also, I don’t own any of the gifs I use, they all belong to their original owners and creators. Thank you!

Aries; Leon Kuwata;

Taurus; Aoi Asahina;

Gemini; Junko Enoshima

Cancer; Chihiro Fujisaki;

Leo; Byakuya Togami;

Virgo; Sakura Ogami;

Libra; Makoto Naegi;

Scorpio; Celestia Ludenburg

Sagittarius; Yasuhiro Hagakure;

Capricorn; Kyoko Kirigiri;

Aquarius; Toko Fukawa;

Pisces; Kiyotaka Ishimaru;

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Virgo to Libra, who just told a joke; "That isn't funny."

Gemini; "I thought it was funny!"

Virgo; "Your opinion doesn't count. You laughed during a funeral because you couldn't stop thinking of a meme."

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Taurus; "I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs!"

Aquarius; "..."

Taurus; "..."

Aquarius; "Okay."

Aquarius; (leaps out a huge wide open window)

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Sometimes I think, would Sagittarius do this thing? If yes, I do not do that thing.

Cancer

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When I was young and forced to go to weddings, people used to tell me that I'm next. I started telling others the same thing at funerals.

Scorpio

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Roses are red. I'm not in the mood. I only came for the food.

-Taurus, attending a party

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Good morning, you're all here. I see the assassins have failed.

-Scorpio to the other signs, as Scorpio walks into the dining room one morning

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Libra; Don’t worry, I trust you!

Sagittarius; A horrible decision, honestly.

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Gemini; Hey, is four a lot?

Taurus; All depends on the context. Dollars? No, not really. Murder Victims? Yeah, kinda.

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Taurus; What's one of the prettiest sights a human can see?

Scorpio; A beautiful bonfire...

Taurus; Ah, yes, that does sound pretty-

Scorpio; And watching the evidence burn.

Taurus; (backs away a few feet)

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Excuse me, it's time for me to go and make a scene.

-Gemini's daily quote.

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Aries; Why do you need all those knives?

Aquarius; Well, I was gonna tape them to Roombas and watch them fight to the death, but a knife can be used in several other entertaining ways!