Zoe's Life

my gender is depressed genderfluid • my age doesn't matter to you • smol 5 foot bean • i draw and write stuff • cool

[zoe-the-normal-being]

Why do all these shows set in the future have see-through phones?

Like, is privacy not a thing???

[zoe-the-normal-being]

Life is full of balancing and I'm a tightrope walker holding a car in my right hand.

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I was gonna try and like, delete every post on here but my most recent posts are cool and it's really not worth it since they were so long ago so. While I mildly hate myself for them, they stay.

[klalendar]

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[zoe-the-normal-being]

I've had this ask in my inbox for months on my side blog and I'm finally thinking of actually doing it

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork but all I can think about is an embarrassing thing I did 3 years ago

[zoe-the-normal-being]

Is cuddling actually something that people do with their families and friends or is it some collective fever dream?

Because seriously, I didn't know what cuddling was before fanfiction.

Well, like, I did, but didn't at the same time, if that makes sense?

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I was singing Tear in My Heart (by TØP) and I was like "this silence is killing me, how about I just shuffle play the blurryface album" and guESS WHAT SONG CAME ON FIRST???

if i'm being honest i'm kinda... scared lol

[florideae]

give ur short friends a hug. they need one

[zoe-the-normal-being]

please hug me

or don't

i'm touch starved aka: i will do everything to avoid touch but if you touch me good luck letting go bitch

but i feel like touch starvation may be common in short people because, like, they're so short that no one can see them and it's awkward to hug them because of the height difference

so just hug your friends dammit, they need it

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I really did not expect stitching to be so easy considering my mom did it like... twice in my entire time of living. It's just time consuming, but it's brainless and I legit watched memes for 75% of the time.

...i do feel really feminine though... and I stabbed myself with the needle 3 times... no blood though...

[luntfontanne]

i don’t even go here but asdklfj;laskj fucking LEGEND

[paverics]

i love the idea of her rocking up to set one day and just being “alrighty so I‘ve been thinking-”

[thatemotionalbitch]

the fact that both her and joe went in like episode three and were like “i see you want robin and steve together, but actually we’re not getting romantic vibes here. we’re not down. we don’t see this. we don’t want this.” and maya was then like YEAH CAUSE ROBIN IS A LESBIAN, and the duffers finally agreed after a few days and then MAYA AND JOE FUCKING WORKSHOPPED ROBIN’S COMING OUT SCENE FOR LIKE   W  E  E  K  S  OFF SET DURING THEIR DOWN TIME AND IT WAS SO BALLER NONE. OF. IT. WAS. CUT.

legendary. beautiful. an inspiration. 

[lord0fries]

Fucking supreme

[zoe-the-normal-being]

Yes. Just yes. My favorite character is even more genuine because the actor asked for them to be that way.

Btw, directors and screenwriters, if your actors have an idea that doesn't affect the main plot whatsoever, listen. They know their character better than you do, since that's the only character they need to think of their personality for. Even if it completely wrecks a side plot (or in this case, relationship), often fans will be happier with the actors idea rather than yours. Though, remember that if it completely twists the character around DON'T do it. Fans will be pissed if that occurs.

(Haha, wish Voltron knew this. Maybe Klance would've actually have a finished plot instead of a half one that was cut off. Like, I swear there's a video out there with hints of VAs shipping Klance.)

[zoe-the-normal-being]

My School is Trying to Kill Me.

So my school is doing this cool thing where I'm going to a stadium for an orientation thing, and I'm all like "sweet!"

And my mom tells me that I need to bring food along. After all, we do have to get there at ten.

And I tack on that we could also stop at dd on the way and she goes 'not what I meant, they're not providing food and it's from 10-3".

It's official, my school is trying to kill it's students.

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I was saying goodnight to my mom and I had to stop myself from saying 'goodbye' and because I have some weirdly plotted ESP I'm terrified, but hopefully since I posted it here it won't occur.

Like seriously, if I don't tell anyone it never happens. If I write it down or otherwise it'll also work because... documentation. It only works if I don't tell or show anyone I knew previously and ngl it's irritating.

[homosexualbee]

Don't👏treat👏real👏people👏like👏you👏treat👏ships👏

Don't do that. It's disrespectful and can make others uncomfortable. Treat real people like real people and fictional ships like what they are: F i c t i o n a l s h i p s

[zoe-the-normal-being]

My friend shipped me and my neighbor.

My neighbor is a guy.

We were 10.

And now I know I'm very much a lesbian.

But my friend taught me the word shipping by shipping me and my neighbor and it actually confused me romantically for what feels like years. Actually, it might've been.

So yeah. Don't ship your friends (or at least let them know about it, if you can't help it. I've shipped some of my friends low-key before but didn't let them know or it became a running gag. Even then it isn't good but... I couldn't mentally stop myself so rip my actually semi social side).

[zoe-the-normal-being]

Omg she's a lesbian

[zoe-the-normal-being]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT FOR A MINUTE BUT THAT'S A FUCKING GLOBE.

VERIZON HELP ME.

[zoe-the-normal-being]

That woman who outlived the guy who said she was dead made the ultimate power move