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@zoerayne01
No thoughts, only thighs 🤪
Sneak peak of season 2:
"Borscht, Borscht, Borscht"
Happy pride yah gays and theys and everyone in-between 🫶🏻
(Shoutout to me for the background that I drew for this 🤪)
Here's your reminder for season 2:
SHANE IS NOT THE VILLAIN OF THE STORY
Shane and Ilya have their issues, but they work through them and come out better on the other end.
THE REAL VILLAIN OF THE STORY IS THE NHL AND CROWELL!
Award Winning Whimperer and Moaner - Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander 🤪
Ride em cowboyyyy 🤠
"HR is just gay P*rn"
HR just won 13 awards because it's a masterpiece produced by a small Canadian company that blew up quite literally over night, that a lot of people related and resinated with! So suck a FAT d*ck you haters ✌🏼
(Posted from my threads @ xzoeraynex)
Haunted House
The strobe lights flashed and flickered through an endless cycle of white, black purple and green and the sound of screaming people flooded their ears as Shane and Ilya steped through the tiny arch way into the haunted house. Whose bright idea was this? Shane's of course. Shane loves haunted houses, mostly due to the fact Shane wanted to hear Ilya scream like a girl.
When Shane mentioned this to Ilya he was surprised because they aren't out publicly yet so how would they make it work? Easy, they would dress up! Both chose costumes that required a mask. Ilya dressed as The Flash and Shane dressed as Night wing.
The haunted house was relatively small but very dark once they passed the strobe lights that constantly blinded them at the entrance. Ilya was clutching onto Shane for dear life. Any sudden movement or sound would cause Ilya to jump. They rounded a corner to head to a new room and a killer clown jumped out in front of them, that caused Ilya to yelp and he booked it past the clown dragging Shane along with him. Ilya almost knocked over the poor guy.
Shane snickered as he watched Ilya lose his mind, he was so out of element snd for Shane it felt nice to be in control for once. Shane's arm was going numb from how hard Ilya was gripping onto him.
"Ilya, Ilya... you're hurting my arm"
Ilya ignored him as they entered into a new room that was covered in "blood" and "guts" and out of the corner a chainsaw started to rev up and Ilya froze. Mind you, there were children running around like it meant nothing, but poor Ilya felt his blood run cold.
The guy holding the chainsaw walked closer and closer to Ilya and Ilya was still frozen in his spot,
"Come here to dieee?!?" A thick husky voice filled the air.
That caused Shane to un grip Ilya's hand from his arm and latch their hands together so Shane could drag Ilya out of the room as the guy with the chainsaw started to chase after them.
"I - Im sorry, I uhhh"
"It's okay Ilya, let's just get out of here" Shane was starting to regret his decision of taking them to a haunted house. He didn't know it would affect Ilya this much. However it was funny on occasion to see Ilya so scared of such mundane things. Like car alarms, cats howling and people whispering.
They basically ran through the rest of the house, a couple more jump scares causing Ilya to hit a high pitch note that made Shane almost die of laughter. And finally, they were blinded by the bright lights surrounding the exit.
I hate you" Ilya said as he turned towards Shane.
"No you don't, but I promise to make it up to you"
"You promise?" Ilya practically begged with puppy dog eyes.
"I promise, and it may involve me taking this suit off" Shane waggled his eyebrows.
"I don't know, you look really f*ckin hot rn in that"
"Ooh do I now" Shane almost leaned in for a kiss but halted himself because he remembered they were in public...
"Oh why did you stop?" Ilya whined trying to chase after Shane's heat.
"We are in public... or did you forget?" Shane huffed as he looked around hoping nobody was looking.
"But we're also in costumes, or did you forget?" Ilya whispered as he leaned down to peck Shane on the lips.
"Ooh you're right..." Shane melted into the kiss, thankful that it was Halloween and they could be whoever they wanted to be for one night.
Hope yall enjoy my silly little story🫶🏻
Nowwww Kisssss 😘
Aaron Hotchner the FINE ASS man that you are 🙂↕️🤪
This back kiss is so important to me🥺
This was never causal...
Rubbing that thing like a record 🤪
Both still thinking about about that d*ck 🤪
I miss them :(
Now have the sped up version, also for science 👩🏼🔬🧪🔬
Uppies but in solo-mo for science 👩🏼🔬🧪🔬