McFlurry

mcflurry / dexter he/they/it/zomb/rot + more I mostly reblog stuff, that’s all lol

[dulxelexhe]

eddie my love

[ffspy]

pinterest inspires me to do cool things

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[ghost-in-park]

oh my god

[mexagirlish]

what the FUCK????

[askthesonnellin0s]

who blows air into a coochie??

Is this a normal thing men do?????

[notsoheterosapien]

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

[mournedknight]

Tried something new,, 💭

[snailsfall]

[theebirblover]

No Breakfast

Extra: summer

[capricatttt]

The gang's all here

Episode 5 was absolutely crazy and gut wrenching I drew this to recover

[maiko999]

Sillies

[g0dfaking]

gooseberry n dr futterman

[zeorigir]

i love him...heh...

[frewtlewp79]

[hazure03]

og under cut

[okthatsgreat]

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

[sesterion]

Escape plans comic. Part 1/?

[yellydany]

Suicune taking a nap in the forest💧🌾

[snafooey]