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triclitch

Has...has this been done yet.

iwa58

qirlsqirls

hot pink hot hottie hottie hot so hot

docholligay

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.

This concludes me attempting to be helpful.

meowjorie

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

leaper182

Does this count as cake hacks?

haberdashing

cake: hacked

nentuaby

OK but if you’re adding all that to the mix why not just scratch bake? There are literally only four ingredients you’re NOT adding yourself at this point.

It’s always so baffling when mix hackers give you a whole ass cake recipe. Like there’s some kind of magic to mixes that needs to form the core of the thing instead of just, a couple dry ingredients and powdered milk.

zerofarad

presumably as a step of intermediate complexity between mix baking and scratch baking, when neither of those fits your complexity needs exactly?

condensed-theorem-shop

In particular, this is a useful technique for people living in dorms, or traveling, or similar situations!

Baking from scratch means you’ve got to buy a whole tin of baking powder and only use a spoonful, and a whole thing of flour, and maybe multiple kinds of sugar, and maybe cocoa powder, maybe spices, and there’s no way you’re going to use up any of those, you’ll just have to pitch them when you move out.

Not to mention that you’ve got maybe one measuring cup, and there’s no way you’ve got a sifter, and you probably don’t have measuring spoons and how sure are you that your eating spoon is actually the right size…

Scratch baking is great if you’re going to do it regularly! But for situations where it doesn’t make sense to invest in all the tools and ingredients, cake mixes are very practical.

bigscaryd

Scratch means you have to worry about ratios. Scratch means you have to keep cake flour on hand. Scratch means you don’t get the benefit of some of the CHEMICALS in the mix that are 100% beneficial to excellent cake.

I bake some things from scratch. Anything requiring creaming a mix is basically a sad joke because all the work is the creaming. Standard cake is not one of them.

Of course, me being me, a standard cake is usually just a component - I don’t actually like “just cake” that much and canned frosting is terrible. So while I don’t scratch bake cake, that cake is getting saturated with tres leches, or put in a trifle, or getting add-ins before baking anyway.

But in a larger sense, who cares? Baking is hard and for fun anyway. Why bake-shame someone?

audreynical2

Just FYI… A LOT of professional bakers (probably more than half) in the US at least use doctored mixes rather than scratch ingredients even for their more expensive cakes like wedding cakes. There are whole forums where they talk about this amongst themselves.

In taste tests they’ve found that while customers may ask for a cake from scratch they often end up preferring the taste and texture of the doctored mixes when all is said and done.

Unless you have some particular allergies or some other reason to avoid box mixes they are often the better way to go.

I’ve been looking into opening up a home bakery and part of the task of producing food for the public is making sure your items are standardized so that every person who gets a cupcake (for instance) is getting the same quality, size, etc., etc.

Doctored mixes really help with that since big companies like Duncan Hines buys in larger quantities, can afford to test/discard bad batches and will rarely have a one-off batch of flour or flavoring that are bad or go bad like you can at home.

condensed-theorem-shop

Nice seeing this going around again!

My standard cake is box mix + milk for water + melted butter for oil + dash vanilla extract + frosting from scratch. This really seems to hit the right spot for people of “mmm, homemade” but also “exactly like Mom used to make.” (Do that for a yellow cake with chocolate buttercream frosting, add candles, and serve to a college student, for the maximum “this is exactly what I didn’t want to admit I wanted” potential.)

Seconding the addition of coffee to chocolate cake; a tablespoon of instant coffee powder in a dark chocolate cake makes it taste chocolatey-er without actually adding a perceptible coffee flavor (I don’t like coffee flavor, personally, and I still do this).

Another good option is a box lemon cake mix plus maybe 3 lemons. Zest the lemons, set the zest aside, then juice them and use that in place of the water; then use the zest to flavor the frosting. Adds a nice fresh kick.

Chocolate chips can be dumped straight into chocolate cake mix without fussing with anything to compensate. Sprinkles can go into white cake mix to make your own “confetti cake” with any specific color combo you like. Any kind of dried fruit can be chopped to raisin-size, soaked in hot water (or, better yet, hot juice with a couple of citrus peels added) for an hour, drained, and then added to batter.

Replacing part (up to maybe 1/3) of the water with yogurt (and then the rest with milk as usual) will give you a denser cake; make sure to check if it’s cooked through, and bake a little longer if necessary.

Swirling things through batter for that fancy marbled look is easy. Consider melting chocolate chips with butter, or mixing brown sugar with cinnamon and a little melted butter, or making up two different cake mixes and swirling those together.

I swear by the Cake Mix Doctor’s two cookbooks (one’s general, one’s specifically for chocolate cakes). I think every birthday cake I had as a child was out of those.

petermorwood

I started in my early days by using Betty Crocker mixes - an expensive import in Northern Ireland at the time, but very convenient since some of them were complete kits including a foil cake-tin. They also included cakes I’d never heard of - Red Velvet, Devil’s Food and Angel Food (why not Angel’s Food?)

NB, Angel Cake over here is a completely different thing made up of coloured layers.

After a while, with my Mum’s help, I started tweaking with an extra egg here, a bit of cream there, and the results were always good.

Though @dduane is a far better cake-baker than I’ll ever be, she also uses mixes to see how they stack up against made-from-scratch versions especially if the mixes produce something Really Nice - like, for instance, Betty Crocker brownies - or are more convenient with no huge drop in quality…..

Here’s an example: about 10 years ago Kremówka Papieska / “The Pope’s Cream Cake” was mentioned as one of the EU 50th-birthday cakes, and DD made it from scratch.

Here’s her recipe and a photo of the result, which was great..

A bit later we found Gellwe-brand mix in one of our local branches of Polonez, and tried that too. The home-made one was definitely better, but the boxed version was also very good, needed only basic extras - milk, butter, sugar etc. - and took far less time to make (though after tasting the custard we added a bit extra vanilla extract…)

That’s why we still have a box in the store-cupboard.

Just in case one or both of us feel like pontifficating… :->

fibrofox

smoldragonborn

painsomnia gang where you at?

youngchronicpain

“Why aren’t you using a mobility aid now, when you were using one earlier in the day?”

Pain medication

I was preserving my limited physical ability so I could use it later in the day

Another part of my body is hurting and preventing me from using that mobility aid and I must bear the pain

I forgot to use it and now my brain and body are on fire

I chose not to use it and completely regret it and now my brain and body are on fire

chronic-lesbianism

shout out to anyone having a flareup right now. i’m sorry you’re hurting. you’re stronger than you feel right now. go easy on yourself today. you deserve it.

glucose-gay

me blaming myself for my chronic pain and illness

[image description: photo of two advertising pamphlets next to each other, one titled ‘got pain?’ and the other titled 'you deserve it’. end image description]

jimint

a baby koala with a baby bunny.

semifirmlaunch

all six seasons of letterkenny have reached us hulu and the show is good and you should watch it. it has women of color, it has queer people, it has an autistic main character who is self-actualized, it has good antifascist practice, it has a multilingual ethic, it’s fucking great. spend a weekend or two with it.

semifirmlaunch

people have been asking who the autistic main character is: it’s wayne. i was gonna make a big post about it but @autistic-characters-of-the-day has already made a big post about it that you should go read! the links there don’t work, unfortunately (fuck you dmca) i’d also add that he gets uncomfortable and physically turns away from whatever it is that he doesn’t like. they mentioned repetition, but i just wanna emphasize how much there is. a friend pointed out to me that wayne repeats himself so much that it verges on echolalia, e.g. “ok dan. dan ok. ok dan.”