🫀 @zombienthusiast - Tumblr Blog

ik tumblr will fake us out by showing two of the same post on one blog like someone double rbed smth but know if you see three of the same post on my blog, i meant it

#ian radio

funstyle

*cools ur dashboard down*

#ty op ;;#gif

cybermanes

So hungry I could eat a specific mutual

#NOT saying which one #but one of you will be bitten as soon as i reach my limit #everyone got the mutual they'd cannibalize first 😭😅

avpdhaunt

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

phantomknights

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

asterism343

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

virtualgirladvance

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

wordsearchwhatever

okay gang lets find that son ofa bitch markiplier

thisshitaintnothintomeman

when i turn into a bat my dick stays the same size and i cant even fuckin move

green-is-gay

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

asteroidtroglodyte

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

dramatic-dolphin

some of my favorites

gatheringbones

anyways you have to develop a ton of hyperspecific emotional tools to survive being abused for any length of time and it’s the equivalent of evolving into an insanely specialized Galapagos finch.

just because your finch beak doesn’t fit the fruits from different islands doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. You evolved to survive a different environment.

gatheringbones

somebody might be “stunted” (don’t say that in arm’s reach of me if you can help it and if you do don’t say I didn’t warn you) in one area but incredibly proficient in another. I want callous, suspicious, reactive, prickly bitches in charge of lots of things actually.

solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

the-very-gendered-queen

If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place

solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2

He gets it.

fandomhell97

I’m genuinely curious how the lunches caused the breakup to happen, and I fully support the Gay Spite lunches

looksmokin

Literally since my bf saw this he’s started doing other things to model relationship goals for other guys. He’s always been lovely to me, but he’s made more of a point to show off the things we do for each other and raise people’s standards. He told his friend that we make dinner for each other every night and that guy went home and made his gf enchiladas. He posted about doing my laundry while I was at work (he does stuff like that all the time but usually isn’t public about it) and 2 other guys cleaned stuff up before their ladies came home.

Basically what I’m saying is that @solarpunkarchivist has started a chain reaction of straight people doing better and setting better examples and we appreciate it.

gallusrostromegalus

My dad has always sung to my mom on their birthday*, their anniversay, and the winter solstice because that’s her least favorite day of the year. He did this well before they got married, and he kept doing it after they started working in the same office building, walking over to her cubicle a few times a year with a dozen roses and singing a love song from broadway or an operetta. More often, he came over with a hot takeout lunch, or fresh salad or a dessert and would double-check who was picking me up today and what Mom wanted him to make for dinner if he was getting home first.

Some men gave him shit about doing that, bitching and moaning about “Maaaaaan you’re raising the bar!” or “Isn’t picking up the kids your wife’s job?” and so on.

But more men- many more men- came to him for advice. “Where did you learn to sing?” “My wife’s allergic to flowers and doesn’t like chocolate. What should I get her for her birthday?” “How did you get time off to pick up your kids early?” “I wanna do something nice for our anniversary, but it’s right before tax day and I never remember and I feel like an ass. How do you remember?” Net, he thinks setting a good example like that ended two relationships and saved five.

Setting a good example is a good idea to inspire people to realize they deserve better, but even better is that there are lots of people out there who want to do better and will glady take notes from you.

*they have the same birthday 4 years apart.