Everyday is Halloween

There is currently a ghost haunting the system.... Scan system now Y/N

[daily-joker]

[zombiepornandunicorns]

1. On the way home from work

2. On the way to work the next day

3. On the way home after finally quitting

[sersh]

LICORICE PIZZA (2021) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson (bonus gif) Alana Haim on this scene:

[zombiepornandunicorns]

I feel like Alana here constantly.

But it's everyone who needs to stop fighting with ME.

[hauntedbystorytelling]

Ol'ga Bleyová :: Fragment dívčí tváře a květy kopretin (Básne o sne, smutné rozkoše) | Fragment of a girl's face and daisy flowers (Poems about a dream, sad pleasures), 1970 | src Moravská Galerie

[beelzeebub]

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

[movie-gifs]

Bride of Chucky (1998) - Dir: Ronny Yu

[zombiepornandunicorns]

Time to suck the days dick ~~

[buddygrouse]

everybody’s dying bitch let’s get you some fruit

season 14 can’t come fast enough

[barbaragordondefensesquad]

How we started:

How it’s going:

[prettynerdieworks]

VIDEODROME 1983 | David Cronenberg

[spkzoid]

FRANKENSTEIN GURLZ…

[zombiepornandunicorns]

 “It’s brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.”    ― Nick Hornby

[zombiepornandunicorns]

Hello dark room, my old friend~~

[zombiepornandunicorns]

I actually meant to post on here more anyway, before the Twitter apocalypse. After Tumblr had their prude nude issue I just waited, and sure enough people still posted tons of pornographic content.

Also, it just occurred to me that my username has the word porn in it, and that didn't even mark me as a lewd account. Strangé.

[zombiepornandunicorns]

My name is H.I. McDunnough. Call me Hi.       Me at our annual Nick Cage Party (2018)           

[hyenafu]

[zombiepornandunicorns]

Baked

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[zombiepornandunicorns]

It has been a surPRISingingly good night in Overwatch tonight.

[thealphapigeon]

Whenever I bump into something a squeaky toy sound effect is heard

[despairhasitsown-calm]