when will the lööps be ready brother

brie | adult | enbae | useless homo | tig biddy goth wife | wannabe writer

[bisexualgoth]

relationships like this 😍❤️

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[sacred-portal]

[xeansicemane]

"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

youre fucking with me

[girlballs-archive]

love it when large women

[girlballs-archive]

in every sense. fat and/or muscular and/or hung and/or tall

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped

[artemistakenidentity]

@sarahmackattack everyone is gonna go crazy for this beauty

[sarahmackattack]

hell yeah

[the-semicolonoscopy]

This is the prettiest squid you ever did see!

[mafuyuh]

EASY REVENGE

[ash-and-art]

"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong

[i-restuff]

everyone shut up, he's about to take a nap

[foxssleeplessness]

[hogwartsandrec]

It’s infuriating watching a former hero be so full of hate. This isn’t even the worst thing she’s done this year and she’s going to continue to fan the flames. So here’s 15 charities that support the trans community.

[catchymemes]

[filthy-rat]

Hey!

Did you know that I wrote a book? Because I did! It’s called “A Final Girl’s Survival Guide”!

Check it out!

A group of friends. A road trip. A sleepy mountain town. Tale as old as time, right?

Not like this.

All Ariadne wanted was to reconnect with the people she used to love more than anyone. Rekindle bonds from her childhood. Make memories that she could look back on fondly in her golden years.

But someone else in the town of Ripton Mills had a different plan for her summer vacation, and what was once a simple weekend trip with friends in a remote cabin quickly became a harrowing nightmare.

She’ll have to rely on all her horror instincts to get out of this mess alive.

Can she use this knowledge to save her friends as well?

It’s got spooky woods, crude humor, and a sexy, sexy slasher! If that sounds like your jam, it is available on Kindle and print on demand right now!

>>> HERE! <<<

[filthy-rat]

This holiday season, give the gift of slasher horror comedy! A Final Girl’s Survival Guide is available on Kindle and print-on-demand!

[clooownnn]

I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

[neilvana]

Fragile’s BB Pod Aquarium 

[marinella-ela]

[sushigrade]

[wormsermonizer]