Tord's Fictionkin Blog!!!

[chruper]

Who invited bro

[grndgame]

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

[tommaso-lawrence]

@funnier-with-narcpd

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[kosmogrl]

[zionist-tattle]

@funnier-with-narcpd

[imbored-101]

me, talking to my doctor

“Do i look gender neutral?”

my doctor

“So much. You’re basically the Switzerland of genders!”

what

[tordistic]

edd and tord will be having earth shattering levels of melodrama in their future, while matt and tom will be making fun of them, statler and waldorf style

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[gloomurai-official]

as a fictionkin im a big fan of the "people see you as your pfp" phenomenon

[zomtordkin]

damn y'all actually like me ???

[evilsocksanon]

Yesss you r a cool new character 😍

[zomtordkin]

i appreciate it <333

[zomtordkin]

damn y'all actually like me ???

[evilsocksanon]

Idc if everyone else at the function is getting serious flavors like earl grey and lavender I will be purchasing my triple birthday blast bonanza with extra nerds, cookie dough and sprinkles

[zomtordkin]

based

[d1pp3rst4rs]

Ok I’ll admit it

I’m edd

Coughhhh

[basicallyybraydenn]

this feels like when an obviously gay person comes out of the closet but you have to act normal about it an accept them as if it wasn’t strikingly apparent to you and everyone around.

[d1pp3rst4rs]

fuck is this supposed to mean

[basicallyybraydenn]

guys so we’re basically not going to let him in on the joke but don’t tell him, alright? alright.

[basicallyybraydenn]

idk if ur genuinely asking, but what I meant is that you are obviously edd

like u talk about it

so yeah

booyah!

[zomtordkin]

it's like @basicallyybraydenn coming out as tord... the closet's glass atp...

or me as matt ig...

[basicallyybraydenn]

LOL yeah, also how do u know me im scared… how do you know im tord… where do i know you from i dont remember….. 👀👀

[zomtordkin]

u keep popping up in my feed </3 i'd like to talk more but im scared of ppl lol

[basicallyybraydenn]

no same bro you’re always popping up, *I* was scared to talk to you 🥹 it’s fine tho I’m super cool trust me heh… send me a message anytime bro..

[zomtordkin]

HEY THANKS !!!! second person who said i seemed cool but they were scared to talk to...

[d1pp3rst4rs]

Ok I’ll admit it

I’m edd

Coughhhh

[basicallyybraydenn]

this feels like when an obviously gay person comes out of the closet but you have to act normal about it an accept them as if it wasn’t strikingly apparent to you and everyone around.

[d1pp3rst4rs]

fuck is this supposed to mean

[basicallyybraydenn]

guys so we’re basically not going to let him in on the joke but don’t tell him, alright? alright.

[basicallyybraydenn]

idk if ur genuinely asking, but what I meant is that you are obviously edd

like u talk about it

so yeah

booyah!

[zomtordkin]

it's like @basicallyybraydenn coming out as tord... the closet's glass atp...

or me as matt ig...

[basicallyybraydenn]

LOL yeah, also how do u know me im scared… how do you know im tord… where do i know you from i dont remember….. 👀👀

[zomtordkin]

u keep popping up in my feed </3 i'd like to talk more but im scared of ppl lol

[d1pp3rst4rs]

Ok I’ll admit it

I’m edd

Coughhhh

[basicallyybraydenn]

this feels like when an obviously gay person comes out of the closet but you have to act normal about it an accept them as if it wasn’t strikingly apparent to you and everyone around.

[d1pp3rst4rs]

fuck is this supposed to mean

[basicallyybraydenn]

guys so we’re basically not going to let him in on the joke but don’t tell him, alright? alright.

[basicallyybraydenn]

idk if ur genuinely asking, but what I meant is that you are obviously edd

like u talk about it

so yeah

booyah!

[zomtordkin]

it's like @basicallyybraydenn coming out as tord... the closet's glass atp...

or me as matt ig...

[d1pp3rst4rs]

Ok I’ll admit it

I’m edd

Coughhhh

[basicallyybraydenn]

this feels like when an obviously gay person comes out of the closet but you have to act normal about it an accept them as if it wasn’t strikingly apparent to you and everyone around.

[d1pp3rst4rs]

haha meeeee

he’s so dumb lol I NEED more art of this guy if I don’t get more art of him I will die

[arrow-avis-art]

Today's warm up for art fighting. The boys.