"The Money's in the Chase." - Sam Sylvia

Author of science fiction, fantasy and horror from Michigan. 30.

[zoominlumen]

Yet another 5 star review from a review site that doesn't cross post to any site that matters. Meanwhile my average is sitting at a 3.31. What did I do to anger the Gods?

[dogpuppy]

[zoominlumen]

New book is getting the most godawful reviews of my career... it was meant to be the most accessible mainstream thing I'd ever write... I really don't know anymore.

"Here's a free book with a unique premise, lots of smut and some humor, high stakes, gays, Truman Show vibes..."

Reviewers:

[munchingtime]

this is what they do after every case btw

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[copepods]

due to a typo gay pride month has been permanently renamed. happy gar pride month

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[depsidase]

[zoominlumen]

Yin and yang

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[katestewartt]

"This is Dr. Captain Ryland Grace reporting from the Hail Mary."

[sigurism]

John Munch | Richard Belzer Homicide: Life on the Street

[veradraven]

me looking at a group of three ppl: so which one's the priest, which one's the psychologist, and which one's the resident skeptic 👀