"The Money's in the Chase." - Sam Sylvia

Author of science fiction, fantasy and horror from Michigan. 30.

[zoominlumen]

The Collector/Collection... great movies for people who like to see sexy morally grey man whimpering in pain.

[zoominlumen]

Literally who the fuck is going to be our next president?

I mean probably fucking Vance because who the hell else? That nobody-ass-nothing Marco Rubio? A party not putting up their VP would be a huge anomaly, even if that guy is a well known dumbass.

And the democrats? Kamala Harris shouldn't and probably won't run again. AOC is too young and I doubt she'd win at this point. Buttigieg ain't ever gonna be president with a weird name like that and a whole ass husband I mean pick a struggle.

There's nobody benign enough to court the centrists while still inspiring the young democrats who are the driving force behind their campaigns... bleak just bleak.

[zoominlumen]

I'll just be going about my day and suddenly remember how bad Interstellar was.

[hidinginalaska]

People say that female characters should have flaws and be wrong but they can't even handle Peggy Hill

[zoominlumen]

Why is starting a new book so intimidating?

I have done this 20 times.

17 times successfully.

But this will be my first finished series, so maybe I'm a little scared I won't stick the landing...

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[wordfather]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[maykitz]

called the wachowskis the wazowskis. terrible blunder.

[salmonella-warrior]

1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze

1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor

[lexirosewrites]

what they don’t tell you about being a writer is that returning to a long fic you haven’t touched in a while means rereading 50k words first because you don’t actually remember your own fics that well

[daisyswift3]

My tl was cracking me up yesterday

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[bensonstablers]

Your dead taxi driver? Cab dispatcher finally called… Said he got a call last week asking if Victor Spicer was one of their drivers and what time he worked.

Law & Order: SVU | 1x01: Payback

[munchingtime]

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[oneheadtoanother]

[burntundertones]