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There’s an old legend that a birthmark or defect indicates the spot where you received a fatal wound in your past life. In some cultures, people mark their dead with soot or paste so they can recognize them when they are reborn, which has inspired several researchers to spend their lives documenting hundreds of case studies that allegedly reflect this belief. Source Source 2 Source 3

sapphic-matriarchy

Put how you died in the tags

#stabbed in the back of the leg lmao

finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

librarydvd

Reblog for love

maobeedong

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018

@shootingshidae

solarwoos

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

manawhaat

let’s do this

the-peregrina

Baby name websites are out of control these days…

tchaikovskaya

tag urself im quirt

#zeki

emotionalempowerer-blog

I’m ashamed and enraged. And I’m going to stay vigilant, motherfuckers

draculesbi-deactivated20181016

#doesnt break apart kit kat ace

sourcescreenshots

wan-shailu

Anyone complaining that the shorts guy should be in this image is neglecting that the glock has had 1 shot fired

gearholder

orderoftaraka

I can’t believe you did it to him

klubbhead

Nobody does it to him.

chekhov

wildeismsremade-deactivated2019

broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

#oh nO #im only semi-fluent in french and i have sais je suis excitee mANY TIMES

dirtylittledamsel

cops on Queer Eye:

are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find

their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked

when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation

firefighters on Queer Eye:

try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters

let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest

let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks

take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves

their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen

the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

gaysemiotics

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

kaleighfratkins

big duck energy

mcavoy

Congrats to Queer Eye on 4 Emmy Nominations

#YESSSSS

redwoodriver-deactivated2018042

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

linabelina-deactivated20250916

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

#sherlocks writers are all aphobic and thats the tea

voulair

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

filmnoirsbian

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty