Why wait another minute

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[mymodernmet]

[charlesoberonn]

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

[petepepsi]

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[lokisuggestion]

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

[getaroomyoumotherfucker-deactiv]

me @ all of my followers

[petermorwood]

Cats are cold and do not show affection.

Shuuurrrre.

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

[niambi]

#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it

[pickleston]

[maybe-you-need-this]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[sirfrogsworth]

Judges?

[icameas-roman]

[pollytipsy]

[redmachasacorns-deactivated2018]

Not a single lie in sight……

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[queernigga]

this solidarity

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[super-shar]

Pretty sure the professor would have told her to access a library or computer lab to complete the assignment

[the-third-girl-from-the-left]

^no joke tho

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon