>be me
>be having sex for the first time in two years.
>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.
>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue
>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great
>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue
>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN
>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.
>ruins my day.
I’m no wimp im no weenie i love country i love bluegrass but this song is the opposite of sex. you look up sex antonyms in the thesaurus and this song starts playing from the book.
me lurching upright to shut off think of what youve done by ricky skaggs and kentucky thunder mid sex
Song so honky tonk it doesnt exist outside of america
I needed to find it on YouTube too
I
I wasn't prepared...
Just say you don’t listen to bluegrass on the reg

















