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Comic strip tog meme Requested by @lordlochanlorcan from the original post found here! I love me some wholesome ElorcanâĄ
I am screAMING
The dice are in! They are sitting pretty in Boston with Lenny at the moment but they will begin the journey West later today or tomorrow. As soon as they arrive on my doorstep I will post pictures and start sending out the surveys.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
FEMINAZI STOLE MY ICE CREAM SHIRTS AVAILABLEÂ NOW!
This shirt is inspired by this video about misogyny and anti-woman hysterics. It is also inspired by the alarming number of you who marched to my door and demanded it. You were loud. You woke the neighbors.
Weâll be donating 25% of the profits to Planned Parenthood, who were there when my wife and I needed them. They were wonderful and it sucked to have to walk past security checkpoints that have to be there because of domestic terrorism that we donât call terrorism. And Planned Parenthood is always having their funding threatened or fucked with, so it seemed a good place to funnel some money.
These shirts are screenprinted by my long-time friends at Commonwealth Press in the south side of Pittsburgh. Just the best people. Printed on Tultex shirts because fuck American Apparel for real. And of COURSE there is international shipping.Â
Weâll be doing preorders for a couple of weeks and then your shirt will be dispatched with a high-five and a hug.
May the 4th be with you.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
Thereâs this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys donât understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. Heâs like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And heâs just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and itâs creeping me the fuck out.
Itâs creeping me out enough that I donât immediately realize whatâs going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. Sheâs pushing him away, telling him to get lost. Heâs pulling that whole, âcome on, donât be a bitchâ spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, âare you okay?â sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
that note is perfect
I had to re-post this because the comment is perfect. Gay Avenger! But I must check my filters on my Facebook feedâŚ
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
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 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
 Oh hello, Iâm the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isnât it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
The Original Hunger Games
If you die, YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING!
âMay the snozberries be ever in your favor.â
Eight hours to go, so unless you have a Tardis I suggest you pledge now ^_^ If you do have a Tardis, can I have a ride?
You know youâre a badass when they give your nap a name.
Add bling to your bag with the simple elegance of translucent FATE dice.
"On your lunch break? Share this with coworkers! Tell them RPG gaming is a great way to engage kids with something other than a computer screen. You can go on adventures as a family! You can do it right after dinner while they're still at the table! No kids? Tell people fudge dice make a great drinking game, or that it's a fair way to determine who will buy the next round of drinks, or to avoid fighting with your partner over whether you're seeing the latest superhero movie or the latest romantic comedy on movie night. There are many uses for fudge dice outside of gaming. "
Less than 24 hours left! Click over and help the world get another color of Fudge Dice.
Best comment on my KS!