Greet

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[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[jackisreallycool]

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me approaching 30

[cinemasangel-deactivated2019032]

a book i saw in the library

[unfolkist]

i cant believe van gogh was a lana del rey fan

[sridevi]

i can.

[culturedwalnuts]

I’ve read this it’s actually hella good…

[boota]

do people actually preheat their ovens

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

[catchymemes]

[kaedien]

video of the year

[gringoslur]

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

[fangbambi]

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

[gringoslur]

[unstoppable-mogar]

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[biandbitchy]

Me On Chopped

[thebootydiaries]

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

[torracat]

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef

[mirroroftime1528-deactivated202]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[wholove]

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

[illinicoise]