[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[woodstockappreciation]

[ghostwise]

Rinny's $25 headshots, $60 pairs commissions!

🌟 $25 headshot of a character - full color, plain background, with minimal shading. 🌟

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🌗 Commissions will take 1-6 weeks to finish and will be completed in the order received.

🌘 You will receive a sketch to approve before I start moving on to the lineart stage. You may only ask for revisions at the sketch stage. During final approval, I will allow for minor edits (not, say, a complete redo of the pose!). Once approved I will send the invoice to your email.

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[ghostwise]

I’ll probably put together a post including more varied commission options soon, but I’m once again needing to take commissions, as I’m starting a moving fund. Consider donating, commissioning, or reblogging? 💖

[eggsdoodz]

♡ we’ll be okay ♡

[paper-wounds]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[durnesque-esque]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[dear-ao3]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[zenaidamacrouras1]

In my house we say "let's go Mets!" As couple shorthand for "teamwork makes the dreamwork"

[zenaidamacrouras1]

Ahh, maybe the reference is less clear to everyone but people who were growing up in the New York City greater metro in 1986, but at the one minute mark in this epic video they say "We got the teamwork to make the dreamwork" and so my spouse who was, in fact, a child in the New York metro area in 1986 now says, "Let's go Mets!" every time you say "teamwork to make the dreamwork"

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[girlsclothes]

i love life because you can do multiple things

[armadillorollup]

biology of a stapler

[armadillorollup]

some more speculative staplings

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama