Magic: The Bullshit

A blog describing bullshit that happens in Magic: The Gathering. Feel free to submit your own stories, but please refrain from using actual names. Enjoy!

[unit-02]

[whymtgcardsmith]

Thank heavens, finally a solution to this stale Wall.dec meta. 

[island-delver-go]

Hmmm, I just played magic for 13 straight hours. How should I relax?

Let’s play more magic!

[dailytopimagic]

Topi’s Daily Card #1141:  Devoted Druid

This is one old school mana dork that’s gotten a lot more attention as of late thanks to being at the center of one of the most popular infinite combos in Modern right now.  Devoted Druid when ‘fair’ is just a fine mana dork that can sometimes give you more at the cost of probably killing itself.  With things like Quillspike, Vizier of Remedies, and other cards that benefit off of putting the counter on, Devoted Druid can be an infinite mana machine or just boost Quillspike to an arbitrarily large number.  When you see this card in EDH, they’re either running a -1/-1 counter deck, or they want to combo off.  There’s a good chance both are true as well.  

[mtg-realm]

Magic: the Gathering - Rotation

MTG standard format gamers should be having ‘that talk’ with your decks to let them down easy as standard rotation is coming around the corner.

[retrogamingblog]

How to get parents to not leave their kids at your game store:

[sternenzelt]

MTG ask meme - Send me an emoji!

📦 - favourite pack(s)?

🌐 - favourite plane(s)?

🎨 - favourite colour(s)?

🚫 - least favourite colour(s)?

☀ - favourite white card you own?

💧 - favourite blue card you own?

💀 - favourite black card you own?

🔥 - favourite red card you own?

🌳 - favourite green card you own?

📜 - favourite multicoloured card you own?

🐫 - favourite creature card you own?

💥 - favourite non-creature card you own?

📑 - favourite deck you play?

👻 - favourite creature type?

👢 - favourite Planeswalker(s)?

👞 - favourite planesbound character(s)?

🌈 - favourite ship(s)?

💌 - your fictional mtg crush?

⚓ - your fictional mtg bro-crush?

🏰 - favourite guild?

🗿 - favourite humanoid species?

🙌 - any personas?

💪 - any ocs?

🐙 - opinion on Eldrazi?

🏯 - opinion on [plane]?

💃 - opinion on [character]?

Feel free to reblog with your own! 🙏

[socialmtg-blog]

“hit it with ur crossbow steve” Across the Multiverse, there is always a Steve, vigilant on the lookout, ready to hit things with a crossbow.

[accomplished-automodad]

No sideboarding we die like men

[bace-jeleren]

My demands the MtG movie:

Jace looks like the Memory Adept version, heavy eye-liner, anime hair and all. The entirety of the movie is peppered by narration by Gilbert Gottfried who appears nowhere in the movie. Wilhelm screams. The entire female cast looks into the camera like they’re in the office throughout the movie, and it’s never explained nor do the male characters draw any attention to it. Tibalt is inexplicably a member of the Gatewatch and has a really nice mustache.

[mtg-talk]

When your opponent starts tapping a bunch of mana

[blogging-phelddagrif]

some control player: the game isn’t about having fun, it’s about winning at any cost

me: i play land destruction

some control player:

[isharton]

[theblogeternities]

[whymtgcardsmith]

I found something broken.

[dissonant-aria]

[01flyingsamuraiboat]

Which is why I play modern

[theblogeternities]

There should be a “Planeswalker’s guide to the Multiverse”...

>like a book of what to do and not to do on certain planes. >a list of etiquette to follow, what different hand gestures do different plane inhabitants find offensive. >a list of the best restaurants each plane has to offer. >tourist spots and places of interests. >travel bans like “Mirrodin is a no go zone, seriously stay out of there” >a travel itinerary of planes who share similar traits… >like the elvish tour, angel tour, dungeons and dragons tour etc. >also a “for noob planeswalkers” itinerary and a “veteran walker” route. >Helpful tips like “Planes where you can summon [insert creature type here]” >The Gatewatch Hotline. >The Infinite Consortium Hotline. >The Story Circle Hotline. >And of course a “spells of the multiverse” database.