Jake did my theme for me.

Erom | Aries | Male | I have no clue what else to put here | I'm a nerd?

[seaslux]

Send Me Emojis!

🌟 - I like you

💜 - I love you

👀 - I’m interested in you

💘- I’m romantically attracted to you

💖 - I’m aesthetically attracted to you

👭 - I’m platonically attracted to you

👯 - I’m sexually attracted to you

🎮 - I have the same interests as you

👾 - You’re so different to me

👓 - I want to see your face

🎨 - I like your art

✏  - I like the text posts you make

📦  - I like the posts you reblog

😺  - I like your ocs

🐞 - You’re pretty desperate for attention, aren’t you?

🐌 - You need to slow down

🚫 - You need to stop

[bileshroom]

tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just 

[gogomrbrown]

https://openstaxcollege.org

FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.

[ohthekorean-deactivated20160205]

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

[hagiographically]

THANK

[kaciart]

Just going to pop this here for you guys.

[englishlit-chic]

Important ☝🏼️

[studyybri-deactivated20161220]

REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[almariza-alakazam]

Imma try this

[myososheep]

Let’s try

[spunstaeble-deactivated20220704]

Whynot

[karpetshark]

friend types

[beastector-blog]

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

you have to kill the spider

[amoosley]

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

[conigliomannaro]

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

[dactro]

you’re right

we will send it to france

[writing-prompt-s]

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

[0nevermoreraven0]

[0nevermoreraven0]

You can’t spell Voltron without Lotor

[prokopetz]

Concept: unexpected werewolfism, except they were wearing stretch denim at the time, so instead of dramatically bursting out of their clothes, the resulting giant wolf-thing just ends up hobbling around in absurdly tiny trousers.

[hypokeimena]

#ACH NO ME JEGGINGS

[goatpilk]

he ran out of intimidating names after awhile

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

[twopartsbitter]

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

[0nevermoreraven0]

me: u kno, i had a pretty good childhood :)

me: *gets scared every time i hear someone yelling*

me: *continually says sorry for things i have no control over*

me: *developed an actual personality disorder*

me: wait wat

[0nevermoreraven0]

me, all year round: i'm doing horrible

me, during the holiday season: i'm doing Ho-Ho-Horrible™. Merry Kill-My-Ass!!!

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[crimeshetyped]

So many lucky Biden posts on this site and I can’t afford to miss a single one

[rpgdennis]

I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK