smile

24. Optimist. Just trying to make it.

[demilypyro]

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

[oppa-homeless-style]

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

[sunfortune]

guys are Mad that girls find michael b jordan attractive bc they really convinced themselves girls dont like them bc they watch anime and not bc theyre fucking unbearable to be around

[0ptim-ist]

Chronicles of a broke millenial

I used a swifter pad to wipe today.

[musicalhog]

Happy Grandparents Day from Pixar’s Coco!

[musicalhog]

i thought i’d share some of the tags on this post because whenever i see them i smile~ these movies are so important

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[memewhore]

[annoyingfeministbitch]

What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean

“Tinashe” -  Means “God is with us” in Shona ( An African language spoken by nearly 80 percent of people in Zimbabwe.)

“Lakeisha” - A Swahili name meaning “favorite one.”

“Ashanti” -  Name of a powerful African empire in West Africa.

“Tanisha” - Hausa of West Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”

“Zola” - Means “quiet, tranquil” in Zulu.    

“Amandla” -  Zulu and Xhosa word meaning “power”. The word was a popular rallying cry in the days of resistance against Apartheid.

“Zendaya” - Means “ To Give Thanks” in Shona

“Latonia” -  A Latin name. Latonia was the mother of Diana in Roman mythology.

“Lulu” - Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”

“Ciara” -  Means “dark-haired” in Irish Gaelic

“Lateefah” - A North African name meaning “gentle and pleasant.”

“Mercedes” - Means “Gracious gifts/Benefits) in Spanish

“Kaya” -  Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”

“Amara” -  The Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” Also the Hindu name meaning “immortal.”

“Shanika” - African Bantu name, meaning “young one from the wilderness.

“Zuri” - Means “beautiful” in Swahili.

“Onika” - Word of African origin meaning “warrior.”

JUST BECAUSE A NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT DOES NOT MEAN IT’S “RATCHET” OR “GHETTO” THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEANINGS.

DON’T BE IGNORANT, LEARN.

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[thetenderpassion]

[memewhore]

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[liveschlong]

[0ptim-ist]

🏄🏽‍♂️

Salary in a few months.

Stable job.

Wonderful girlfriend and future wife.

An amazing family made of oddball friends.

2 weird cats and a dog coming soon.

Healthy and happy parents.

A warm place to live

bills are paid with extra pocket change left over.

I️ think I️ can breathe and say, “I’m happy.”

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[daily-showerthoughts]

Humanity has advanced so far that it takes the first 20 years for us to learn the basics.

[mysharona1987]

“I’ve said it before but can you imagine having everything Trump does and being so miserable all the time? He won at everything in life. Fame. Fortune. Beautiful women. Children. And then they made him President of the United fucking States...the most powerful man on the planet earth. There’s nothing left. And he doesn’t seem to have enjoyed one second of any of it. If there was a God this would be like the ultimate practical joke. Let’s give everything in the world to a guy who will hate it.”

Someone I know said this.

I think about it. 

Because Trump really isn’t happy, is he? He’s just so…mad and bitter all the time.