Welcome to the PJO Parade

PJO blog with a lot of MCR and FOB references. Probably some ATL too. Basically, if you're pjo, MCR, FOB, or P!atd trash then you should come here (or don't but if you don't then I'll be even less okay and I'm already not okay).

[creekfiend]

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

[dad-dy-marx]

Me trying to communicate with dentists

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[dad-dy-marx]

I love playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[dad-dy-marx]

Me, watching everyone complain about the Russian saq when it was easy for me because I love the russian rev

[0spades0-blog]

Fr*ck off

[dad-dy-marx]

Chaotic good: really aggressive high school sportsboys in gym class who are secretly super chill dudes

[0spades0-blog]

Me at a job interview (not at all because of America' school system or anything)

Job person: What skills do you possess?

Me: SOHCAHTOA

JP: uhh. . . ok. What's your greatest weakness?

Me: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

JP: Why do you want to be at this job?

Me: *says the pledge of allegiance*

Also, because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[0spades0-blog]

Me at a job interview (not at all because of America' school system or anything)

Job person: What skills do you possess?

Me: SOHCAHTOA

JP: uhh. . . ok. What's your greatest weakness?

Me: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

JP: Why do you want to be at this job?

Me: *says the pledge of allegiance*

Also, because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[samandriel]

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

[iskierka]

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

[sspock]

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.

Because they sent back two young boys.

[samandriel]

that last one sent me into hysterics

[cycopompadour]

You talking the Anti Pope up in here!?

[athenadark]

the antipopes are hilarious, when the Avignon papacy was struck hard by plague the Rome pope went - told you they weren’t legit

but my favourite, after Charles V of the Holy Roman Empire accidentally sacked Rome and took the pope hostage - [yes, accidentally] he and his friend got so drunk they woke the Pope up in the middle of the night and forced him to make it church law that his friend Henry of Brunswick, was a werewolf

[fall-down-men-blog]

Don’t forget about the time the a civil war general from the south left his battle plans at a campsite. He left it behind and a general from the North found it.

[blizzard-of-hell]

[xerospaced]

omfg im dyingggg

WHY IS THIS ME??!!!

[momworries]

😂😂😂😂

[welcometokenyaa]

This was me with my nephew 😂😂

[2pacsauntie]

I’m crying lmao 😂

[candiikismet]

Lmao

[0spades0-blog]

Nico di Angelo around babies and little kids

[fydisneymisfits]

[beedirect]

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

[antauri-the-hadozee]

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

[mrbluechalk]

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

[ohcarararara]

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

[stylindamnson-deactivated201407]

I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

[chaylattes]

SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR

[mad-hattress-deactivated2018080]

I seriously cannot be the only person who knows that it’s Creme DA la Creme a la Edgar.

[0spades0-blog]

Me: I have a high temperature resistance. I can totally deal with winter

Also Me: *wears like 5 jackets and still shivers when there's like 1 cold breeze*

[0spades0-blog]

Why I Have no friends #1

Me: *goes to school*

Me:

Me: All around me are familiar faces

[tchaikovskyyy-deactivated201408]

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

[live-love-laurens]

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

[brandybottle-fox]

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

[zadca]

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

[aalbons]

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

[backwards-into-hell]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[jinglewubwubwubwub]

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

[kabukiaku]

ladyhistory

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

This is a thing of beauty.

[usnavis-hat-deactivated20170702]

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

[the-meme-monarch]

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

[shit-happens-bitchachos]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[fall-down-men-blog]

“Stop changing my second amendment!”

“It’s unnecessary!”

“Everyone should have bear arms in their houses!”

“Why?!”

“They just should, what’s the problem with it? It’s not like people will think it means they should have a ton of guns!”

[becausebirds]

Flying chickens

[samael]

fly my children

[jojoingogoboots-deactivated2017]

@cloudvll

[0spades0-blog]

My aesthetic: that random chicken that fell into the water at the end

[chelseawoosh]

[nice-wig-janis]

STRAYA

[0spades0-blog]

biTCH LEARN your godDAMN shiT

[cheese24k]

[unpill]

idratherbedrinkingtea:

call me maybe performed with bottles

[0spades0-blog]

Why is this a thing

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

[jaspersboy]

[slipperygal-deactivated20181221]

I will never share these.

[tap-shoes]

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

[0spades0-blog]

C'mon guys, let's make sure no one shares these

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[setheverman]

bungus

[0spades0-blog]

Murder