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@fall-down-men-blog
First rule of the internet: when in an argument, and you have no rebuttal, go through 5 years of the personās Tumblr/Twitter/etc history and find an instance where they had a āproblematicā opinion, or even better an embarrassing photo. Extra points if you call them sexist, racist or homophobic.
what is the meaning behind your url?
my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
ānd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] SāAND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze]Ā CHUĀ doo-oo-orrrrrr
I just took this quizĀ to find out what Shakespeare archetype i am
I gotĀ āThe girl whoās always disguising herself as a boy for some reasonā and im LAUGHING so hard itās so real
āwhatās your biggest fear?ā
āTHE UNRELENTING CHAOS OF THE VOIDā
Well dude the unrelenting chaos of the void is pretty scary
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cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you
still too bright
You can go dimmer!!!
settings -> general -> accessibility -> display accommodations ā> Reduce White Point
This changed my goddamn life
Thereās also another way to go even dimmer. Settings-> General-> Accessibility-> Zoom-> Zoom Region: Full Screen Zoom-> Zoom Filter-> Low Light.
Add Zoom to your triple home button command and you have a much darker screen than Reduce White Point at any given time.
Stop trying to make poor people feel guilty for splurging on a $12 bottle of wine once in a while or a $2 coffee every other morning while you throw around money like itās nothing.
Iām so sorry to tell you, but when someone works 40+ hours a week, or even just part time, and still canāt afford to spend $2 for a damn coffee, THEY ARE NOT THE PROBLEM. Our society is.
Youāre out here buying yourself $20 lunches and $50 shampoos like, please tell me more about how a coffee that puts a smile on my face is me āspending irresponsiblyā.
What am I supposed to just work, and go home? Never do anything, never buy myself a lunch or a new shirt ever or enjoy life in the slightest? Cause there are millionaires out there with vacation mansions in 8 different countries so please keep telling me how Iām wasting my money on a fucking $10 lipstick that made me feel pretty.
Omg Iām so proud of this post āŗļø just a reminder thanks for all of your support ā¤ļø love you all xoxo
Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesnāt matter haha
idk how id survive without water <3
You wouldnt
haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)
No you seriously couldnāt survive without water, itās something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD
reblog if you feel the same way about water!
Dude without water you will actually die. Of dehydration. That's how life works
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the stateĀ fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
you think im makeup
without any pretty on
you think im punchline When I tell the funny wrong
There are only 2 genders
Please people thee are only two gendersā¦. I canāt believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.Ā
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Pokemon and Digimon
sun and moon
super trans and mega trans
chungo and scrungus
salt and pepper
Neither and both
Nintendogs 1 & 2
handmaiden and fuedal lord
Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Team lads and team gents
Achievement Hunter and Funhaus
Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo
Mario and Luigi
Tom and Jerry
Ass and tiddies
Star Trek and Star Wars
Simon and garfunkel
Primmie and techie
Marina and The Diamonds
Grump and Not So Grump
Bread and butter
Ramones and Clash
Coke and Pepsi
Skype and Oovoo.
Derek and The Dominos
the proletariat and the bourgeois
feudal lords and handmaidens
Dungeons and dragons
narumitsu and narumayo
kinder and milka
benny and the jets
florence and the machine
shrek & the bee movie
Xbox and pc
Crystal Gems and Homeworld
Naruto & Sasuke
Ben & Jerryās
Offense and Defense
Peanut butter and jelly
Coffee and tea
Owl and city
Lamb and beef
My type and not my type
Ihop and Dennyās
Mcdonalds and burger king
Coke and Pepsi
Jedi & Sith
Sharks and Jets
sans and komaeda
Joestars and Brandos
Alliance and Horde
Valor and Mystic
Dipper & MabelĀ
Ruby & Sapphire
nutritious & delicious
furries & scalies
Overwatch and tf2
ocean and sky
Paydays and Whatchamacallits
Fred and George
team epic and team chicken leg
Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon
Life and Death
Goth and prep
Yes and no
Up and down
Left and Right
hannah montana and mileyĀ stewart
Batman and Robin
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans arenāt looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, theyāre actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would āduckā be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movieā¦ā¦.DUCK!!!!Ā
If this post gets 100,000 notes Iāll start working on the script.
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS NOW
GOOOOOO
I SWEAR IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS
When will a joke be made using duck instead of fuck?
which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt
im an orange juice grandma
I'm a milk little brother
I have come out of retirement to make a meme. Enjoy.
A QUALITY PUN
I SEE WHAT YOU DID
HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED
This is a thing of beauty.
It is PUNDERFUL :D
I will never not reblog this beautiful thing
okay but actually school aināt teaching me shit i mean you tell me things likeĀ āmitochondria is the powerhouse of the cellā and iāll write it down and easily remember it. thing is you never actually told me how the mitochondria works or anything so if someone asked me why the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell iād be likeĀ āshit man i dunnoā
i donāt learn at school
i memorize the words on paper without knowing what they mean at all and then i regurgitate those words on a test and forget they even exist afterwards
