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[kaijuno]

If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants

[toenzy]

*football chants

[cepheusgalaxy]

My ocs are so awesome and beautiful

Everybody wants to hear about my ocs

I know my oc's lore and can put it coherently into words

My ocs are amazing

I can always give them more Issues and Tribulations

Everybody loves my oc's Issues and Tribulations

My ocs are the most beautiful blorbos on earth

I can make their life worse

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[brockdavis]

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]

[theyatemytailorr]

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

[chongotheartist]

[ballerinaghost-deactivated20190]

I reblog every time for the cartoon lmao

[clairestrogen]

I think if you opened the football door it would just lead to an enormous stadium full of people cheering for you

The other ones would lead to a mall probably

[kaijuno]

If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants

[toenzy]

*football chants

[mikerickson]

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

[diamondseaside]

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

[itslauraturtle]

Walked into a bar and saw this

Edit: After 2k notes I figured I'd add some backstory! Our public library does an annual bar crawl fundraiser where people dress up and get book themed drinks all across main street. I literally did walk into this bar, spotted this amazing wizard, dropped everything to take this [cropped] photo. Later, I asked who they were dressed as. I've yet to read any Terry Pratchett outside of Good Omens. Planning to though!

Also, I completely agree with some of the tags that this needs to be a painting and I fully intend on trying! Although, I'm very much a novice.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[the-muppet-joker]

My favorite is when no one is sure what's going on with me exactly, only that something transgender is afoot