welcome to my twisted mind :)

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[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[ryall]

[catbountry]

I can see why some fishermen have like, groups of six Magikarp then.

[the-haiku-bot]

I can see why some

fishermen have like, groups of

six Magikarp then.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[natalieironside]

[natalieironside]

Btw tbis meme is about how I’m taller than @lady-feral

[lady-feral]

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE 😤😭

[knight-of-ashes]

[socialistexan]

[knight-of-ashes]

[dee-the-red-witch]

Me at 5'6", looking at everyone else in the thread…

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

[things-that-are-not-true]

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[piendish]

moving to the country gonna meet me a lot of piendish

moving to the country gonna meet me a lot of piendish

piendish hails from a clan

that is known for making ham

from an animal called pig

[everydayesterday]

Atlantic Puffins. The adult puffins return to the cliffs around 21:00 to bring food back to the nests, and the golden hour light is perfect for photographs.

photos by me. 2025-06-07, Runde, Norway. Our trip was so, so wonderful.

[porkbuttsandtaters]

tumblr media criticism

[dunmeshistash]

Izutsumi is aroace, you agree with me, happy pride.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[mikkeneko]

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis