Arschloch

I have nothing to say

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[ampervadasz]

Morzsi

[angryschnauzer]

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

[speedlimit15]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

ooooo yea

[babyanimalgifs]

Hey, YOU!!!.. Pay ATTENTION to me now.

[aloha-cowgirl]

Y'all… New Orleans is next level petty and I kinda love it. ⚜️🤷

I love this damn city sometimes. 🤣

[lundayy]

A compilation of memes I received from friends after the superbowl.

Thanks to @mightbeamalfoy for one of them

[animentality]

I don’t care if you don’t watch football, you’d better fucking show up for SpongeBob and Stephen Hillenburg.

Edit: you bastards. How could you do that?

[coolman229returns-blog]

So after over a million people signed a petition to honor Stephen Hillenburg after his passing, and after all the hype leading up to the Superbowl, all they did in the Halftime Show was have Spongebob clips for five seconds to introduce some stupid rapper and they don’t even bother playing Sweet Victory. That was insulting. People wanted the song played and they didn’t even try. I’m really pissed off that they baited us to watch the Halftime Show for nothing.

[waterdnp]

me seeing them play an intro to sweet victory during the halftime show and then play sicko mode

[theclassiccake]

You promised those children Sweet Victory, but all I saw out there was…

14 seconds of cheap flash animation!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate

[wasteposts]

New ask game. What’s my theme song?

[assassinmykros]

this is the funniest thing ive ever read

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Send me asks and tell me babes

[osakasa]

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

[nonochton]

git gud

[baconpal]

Step aside, boys

[pomki]

>using hands.

plebs.

[taiikodon]

[marcosclopezblog]

[marcosclopezblog]

[angrymintleaf]

It got better

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[champagnemanagement]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]