Yikes

whats up im jeb im 18 and i never fuckin learned how to process emotions

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[glumshoe]

2019 fashion prediction: why stop at just one pair of eyebrows?

[glumshoe]

….Oh no.

…I… I genuinely kind of like it.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Skeleton shirt is also very 2019, I feel.  Good choices all around.

[valtsv]

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

[valtsv]

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

[en-cima]

[thesixthstar]

I agree but also must add:

[water---damage]

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[buzzfeednews]

And they shared the whole story. 

[momofmusa]

Reblog everytime..

[msfirelord]

I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion

[jackiegooutside-blog-deactivate]

Well, fashion industry, why hasn’t this become the new trend yet?!

I wanted to buy pauldrons in Wal Mart six months ago! GET ON IT!

[ampervadasz]

[onlyblackgirl]

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

[falconpunchyourmom]

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[love]

Nature’s Reflection by Icy & Sot

[sparkel-dog]

[mitchmrner]

the rampage continues

[waywardwarlocks]

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.

if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.

you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.

if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look

you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.

if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.

you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.

don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.

research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.

some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.

don’t read the hidden graves.

if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.

if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.

don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.

don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

[alva-alice]

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes. 

[rannulfr]

More people need to realize that being in a position to have to scam someone to live is a disparity.

[chal-converts-archive]

I’ll just leave this here.