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[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed 2009 Yoshi T-shirt.

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[spoon-fresh]

[lisarpgofficial]

They use to call me Garten Of Banban in high school

[powerburial]

Dish is a best served cold.

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[grox]

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

[aflo]

i got a freling

[grox]

Oooooooh ooooooh

[markadoo]

the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[annabelle--cane]

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

[molabuddy]

cocktails / mixed drinks are fucking insane the guy who invented them mustve been like hey beverages are boring as shit. what if we just put whatever the fuck in there. fire. tomato juice. heavy cream. egg white. salt. fuck you

[swarnpert]

i fucked sudoku

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[mistah-oso]

HE.  There exists a singular subject in that sentence and squidward is not NB.  We are shit-posters but we should try to have standards, damnit!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

first of all youre a shit poster im a good poster second squidward isnt the only one underwater on spongebob dumbass

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

not to mention squidward is nonbinary

[charlesoberonn]

Not to tell the Pied Piper how to do his job but I think there're several recourses you could take to address an unpaid contract before you resort to mass kidnapping all of the kids in Hamelin.

[charlesoberonn]

Like he could've just charmed the rats back into town.

[bayesic-bitch]

Imagine if astrology was real and astrophysicists realized that instead of building telescopes, you could do observations by just handing out out a ton of surveys. First detection of gravitational waves comes decades earlier in 1997, after a study of 300,000 sagitarius women finds than they break up with their boyfriends 23 minutes earlier than the cosmic baseline would suggest.

[geyfrog]

I actually was looking for "sheets.google.com", but nice try.

[uncut-uncutgemsfan]

[tomcruisecells]

respect to people who commit to formatting their posts like this is a 2007 anime forum because this just made me laugh out loud

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary