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âïœĄđŠč°â§â Castiel is struck by his devotion to you. He's heard his name whispered in prayers for eons, but having it fall from your lips brings him to his knees.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â He follows you everywhere like a personal shoulder angel. When you're out of sight, he gets restless. He knows you need space but decides, "thirty minutes should be enough time alone," and then you'll hear the flutter of wings.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â He steals kisses all the time, and they're always impromptu. The Winchesters will be detailing your next hunt, and Cas will pull you close and plant one on you.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â You pulled him by the tie once, and he's still not over it. He felt so attracted to you afterward. He hopes you'll do it again.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â Cas loves when the smell of your perfume lingers on his coat. He'll lift the lapel to his nose and breathe in, smiling softly. He scrunches his brow afterward, perplexed by his own behavior.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â Ask Cas for anything, and it's yours. Literally, anything. He cannot fight the impulse to please you.
âïœĄđŠč°â§â The Winchesters walked in on Cas holding your hand while you slept. Sam shook his head and muttered, âWhipped.â Dean snorted. âAbsolutely whipped.â
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He loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980âČs. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes. Â
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species. Â
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did. Â
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, itâs pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes. Â
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004. Â
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure. Â
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance. Â
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.) Â
It worked! Â
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because itâs unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad. Â
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he canât sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he canât retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.) Â
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the âthis content has been removed for violating Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
World Heritage Post
I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe
Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi
This necklace comes in 3 parts, to be worn together or individually.
Let You Try
pairing: jack abbot x reader
wc: 3k
summary: you show up to the bar with the intention of leaving with someone. which you wouldn't have to do if you didn't have such an embarrassing crush on the nightshift attending. jack abbot is hellbent on making sure that you don't leave with anyone else tonight. which he would tell you, except for that fact that he's under the impression that you have no idea he exists.
notes: based on this request! not proofread
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so cute and amusing đ©·
âĄKeep it casualâĄ
Hi cutie pies, I hope you enjoy x
Word count: 3.1k
Content warning; Contains brieft sexual content 18+ mention of reckless behaviour, female reader
Summary; Robby and you had agreed to keep your relationship casual, but one motorcycle, one argument and the slip of three little words, changed everything
Robby was just slipping into bed as your alarm was due to sound. He had already shed his scrubs, leaving him in just his boxers as he reached over for you, pulling you closer to him, trying to warm his cold hands on your thighs and stomach. You sleepily swatted him away.Â
âGet off,â you laughed, turning around to face him. âYouâre freezing.â He greeted you with a tired smile.Â
âHey.â
pope showing you how much he misses you when youâre not there <3
nsfw mdni!! based on this ask âĄ
youâve been away on a girlâs trip for the past three days, and to say pope is suffering is an understatement. he never realized how badly he was attached to you, how much he needed you, but now that youâre gone heâs going insane.
it doesnât help, either, that heâs been insanely horny. heâs refrained from doing anything about it, though. he wants to wait until you get back, he thinks heâll be worth it that way. but when you call him randomly and he hears your voice again, he canât help it.
you chirp into the phone, âhi, andy! are you busy? i missed you!â youâre so happy, so unaware of how badly he needs you.
he groans into his pillow, fighting to not press his hips into the bed. âi⊠no, not busy, angel. what did you need?â his voice is rougher, deeper than usual.
initially, you assume heâs upset with you for bothering him. you frown, âsorry, i just wanted to talkâŠâ
he panics, âno, no, love. donât be sorry. i justâŠâ he canât help but groan again, and you start to realize whatâs really going on.
you soften, âaww, baby, are you needy?â heâs never really like this, heâs always so⊠dominant. he takes what he needs. but right now, heâs almost submissive.
his face reddens, but he nods into the pillow, âyeah⊠mâneedy, angel⊠need youâŠâ
for a moment, you stop to think, then murmur into the phone, âtake care of it for me, andy.â
andrew cody is a munch.
weâre talking about a man who would rather suffocate than pull his mouth from your cunt before you came. nose red from how hard he pressed it into your clit, chin dripping from a combination of your wetness and his drool.
a man who humps the bed while heâs going to town, turned on by the fact that youâre turned on, just happy to be of service and drowning in your cunt.
a man who would grow stubble if it meant you would get pleasure from it. he prefers being clean shaven but after you mention that you crave a little more friction, heâs ditching the razor for a couple days so he can rub his face right in your cunt, skin turning flushed. your pleasure is the only thing he really cares about.
a man who will drop to his knees in the shower, hiking one leg over his shoulder while he fucking EATS. itâs a terrible angle and youâre a little worried heâs waterboarding himself down there with the combination of your juices and the water from the shower, but he makes sure you come.
he always makes sure you come.
ok, need a smoke now đ„âđ€€â
it's 3am and you've gotten up to pee when you notice that your husband pope cody is not in his usual spot next to you in the bed.
you turn on the lamp next to your bed, wake yourself up a bit, and then head out into the hallway to find where your husband has ended up, and that's when you see him.
he's taken a chair from your dining room table and set it up outside of your daughter's door. he's sitting with his arms crossed over his chest, his posture straight, and once he notices you in the hallway he moves his gaze up to you.
"andrew?" you question, "what are you doing?"
"she's been having trouble sleeping," is all he says to explain what he's doing. he's not wrong, the past couple of nights your daughter has inevitably ended up in your bed. you've woken up in the middle of the night due to her cold feet pressing into your legs as she shuffles in between you and pope.
when you ask her in the morning she'll tell you that she had a bad dream, and you don't think the way the light from her window casts a shadow on her closet door helps either.
"so you're going to sit here all night?" you ask.
"i wasn't going to sleep anyway," he says, "i'm here if she needs me." you walk closer to him and run your hands through his hair, taking a second to admire your husband and his heart full of so much love.
"do you need anything?" you ask, leaning down to kiss him on the forehead. "i can get you a blanket? a snack?"
"i'm fine," he says, but you disappear down the hallway and towards your living room anyway. when you return, you have a blanket in your hand.
"i could've gotten that myself."
"i know," you put the blanket in his lap. you know he's too stubborn to let you do things for him, but that doesn't stop you from doing them.
"i'll be in bed if you need me," you leave him with a kiss and head back to your bedroom.
nsfw, 18+
letting andrew cody dry hump you in bed.
youâre sleepy and heâs an insomniac and too in-his-head to ask if he can do anything since youâre cuddled up in bed like the cutest thing heâs ever seen. you tug him over by the bottom of his shirt mumbling for him to come snuggle.
he obliges, meticulously taking his shirt and pants off, folding them at the foot of the bed, before sliding in next to you, cock hard and pressing into your hip bone. you grin, wiggling against it just to hear him groan.
âsweetheartâŠâ his voice is a raspy drawl, as if he hasnât used it in days. it just encourages you to roll to your side, hooking one leg over his thigh, digging your heel into his ass so his clothed cock is pressed against your tiny pajama shorts. âyou were about to go to bed.â
you grind down as best you can from a side angle, eyes half open. ââm always awake for you.â
pope groans, hips thrusting involuntarily, cockhead sliding against the thin fabric covering your slit. you giggle, amused at how quickly you brought your big scary boyfriend to his knees in bed. you wiggle so his tip bumps your clit, humming at the sensation. âfeels nice, huh popey?â you mumble, hand finding his as it rests on your hip.
he grunts in response, cock smearing precum on your pajamas and thighs as he aimlessly thrusts, head buried in your neck as he takes his pleasure.
you nudge his head down further, encouraging him to latch on to your tit, moaning as he bites down on your nipple. the sound just spurs him on, hips stuttering as he gets closer and closer to the edge. you press your hand to the back of his head, shoving his face into your tits as he starts to cum, his groans and whimpers muffled.
your hand reaches down to pump him twice, grinning at the whine he makes as you tease his overstimulated cock. âsorry andy,â you giggle, not sorry at all. âyou sure you got it all out?â
When Did You Get So Hot? - Animal Kingdom SMAU - PT. 40
+18 MDNI
pt. 39 / pt. 41
summary: reader and cath have a heart to heart. + a prank on pope!
content: pope cody x fem!reader, age gap (reader is around deran's age), VERY lewd conversations, girls supporting girls, baz slander
a/n: thank you to this ask for giving me the idea for the blurb! - taglist is closed!
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When Did You Get So Hot? - Animal Kingdom SMAU - PT. 39
+18 MDNI
pt. 38 / pt. 40
summary: reader and pope have been making up for lost time.
content: pope cody x fem!reader, age gap (reader is around deran's age), VERY lewd conversations, craig and deran STILL being traumatized, mentions of cock warming.
a/n: last chapter was BEEFY so this a little baby one. literally just wrote this on a whim tonight! i have a few more ideas that im planning, but im always open to suggestions or requests! - taglist is closed!
FAILED ABORTIONS
PAIRING : soldier boy x non-supe!reader
STORY SUMMARY : in series masterlist
WARNINGS : age gap (given). angst. strong language. pregnancy. mentions of abortions. fear. betrayal. hurt. anger. mentions of influence mentions of sedation. physical abuse. choking. revenge. violence. depictions of murder. sadism. trapped.
A/N : you did it again yall, you made me expand my drabble into a mini-series. this can be read as the first chapter of the series but iâd recommend reading the imagine that began it all first! p.s., the first image is heavily edited so donât hate, took a lot of work đ€Ł
âNo! Noâlet me go!â You shout as you thrash against the guardsâ grip. âBen, please! Donât do this! Ben!!â
But the supe ignores you. Instead, he watches as they take you away from his penthouse, emotionless. Tears stream down your face, both of your arms restrained from wiping them away. You know this is the end, for your baby and possibly you. Words blur into wails, lasting all the way down to the lab in the infamous Vought Tower. Your body begins to tremble as they bring you to a room with eerily white walls and a huge examination table in the middle of it.
âStop! Please! My babyâs innocent! Donât do this!â You try to plead with the heartless monsters, but itâs no use.
kill them all, queen!
imagine telling soldier boy youâre pregnant and it doesnât go well.
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