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yup, that’s me!

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if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being good

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loki: *tries to kill thanos with a KNIFE*

thor: *doesn’t go for the head*

frigga, in valhalla:

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These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

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This cured my depression

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my parents……..Were Right

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if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

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ok the shittiest part about christmastime is the fact people keep skipping over the forth verse of “we three kings” like… we get it. y’all are white protestants who can’t even think about mortality for one single second.

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also people who skip the third verse of “o holy night” are reactionary cowards

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ok but these lyrics are so powerful and amazing. im so pissed.

We Three Kings (4):

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume Breathes a life of gathering gloom; Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying, Sealed in the stone cold tomb.

O Holy Night (3):

Truly He taught us to love one another, His law is love and His gospel is peace. Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother. And in his name all oppression shall cease. Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we, With all our hearts we praise His holy name. Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we, His power and glory ever more proclaim! His power and glory ever more proclaim!

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W H A T.

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What does being white have to do with mortality? Second, we don’t sing the third verse of O Holy Night cuz, I don’t know if you’ve heard this or not, but, um… We done abolished slavery! Didn’t you hear? It happened a while ago, a bunch of people died, yeah. Pretty pointless to sing about slaves being our brother since there aren’t any in America anymore…

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FOUND THE WHITE PROTESTANT EVERYONE!

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i’m losing my mind

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bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.

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anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

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Fucking prepare yourself for this one

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This is truly the Hotel California of websites

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wheres the lie

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The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

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A prodigy

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You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.