1 (one) crisp donger bill

☆☆icon by bugfriends on twitter ☆☆

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nineprotons]

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

[breelandwalker]

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th

[christianstepmoms]

If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat]

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

[notoriouslynay]

Money postttt

[brucesterling]

*The Birth of Modern Oligarchy

[sunglow-xoxo]

Imagine this period of struggle paying off. Imagine being granted way more than you originally bargained for. Stay the course my love. It’s coming. You’re almost there.

[helvetica12point]

I really needed this today.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[steinntroll]

INSTAGRAM  |  ETSY  |  FACEBOOK  |  DEVIANTART

Took a few pics of my last Beast of Darness doll before send it to customer. + WIP macro with teeth <3 Character from “Berserk” manga. 

I love how this fur reproduces the same structure of fur on original beast btw.

Made of super sculpey, faux fur, wire+plastic armature, primer, acrylic paint, varnish.

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[threehoursfromtroy]

Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

[happilynever-deactivated2019031]

I needed to hear this so badly

[homokommari]

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

I have long since contracted sleepy bitch disease

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glassguts]

[obligatory statement about how i hate having to ask for help on the internet]

I’ll maybe reblog this tomorrow with more details and stuff but rn im just extremely stressed so tl;dr, i found out my driving license was suspended for an unknown reason and the only way to fix it is to go up to the court house and go from there.

There will definitely be court fees, I’m hoping all together it doesn’t exceed $500? and again I dont know why my license is suspended so it’s hard to know what to expect. Adjacent but not yet an issue is that my car tag expires in like, three days.

In the meantime, I can’t drive, and I have to wait a few days for the court here to process what even happened before I can deal with it. I’ve already paid all my bills for this pay period so I’m okay there, but having to pay for people’s gas to take me to work throughout the week and what not is going to take me out really fast. I have $40 to my name right now, and I dont get paid again until the 29th.

If anyone is in a position where they can help, it would be so appreciated. I live alone in this state, my mother is not in a position to help me, neither is my roommate. I’m usually the main supporter of the house, so me being down like this is especially stressful. My tablet pen is broken atm, but if you want me to draw something for you totally hit me up, because I’m desperate ahoudeadaf

Anyways, my paypal is [email protected], I’ll keep this post updated 

[glassguts]

After calling a bust line non-stop for two days I FINALLY got through to the person I was directed to and found out that:

-I got a ticket for no insurance -I paid it off and got insurance -apparently even if you do that you STILL get your license suspended for “insurance fraud” and you have to pay a $350 re-instatement fee -I also need a new tag which is like $120

SO, I have to have both of these things done by the 11th of Decemer, but I’m trying to get the $350 as soon as possible because if I go much longer w/out my license I literally lose my job.

this is my bank account right now, I had to spend my last couple bucks on food and gas throughout the week. I get paid on thursday, and I’m hoping after all my end of the month bills I’ll still have about $120 left over to put towards this. BUT I have no other way to get the rest of the money so, turning to you all in desperation and hope.

Paypal / cashapp: $glassguts / ko-fi

If you do use ko-fi, 2 and I’ll sketch a pokemon of your choosing or make you a warrior cat based on your blog, and for 4 I’ll do a headshot of your own character. It is still pretty empty so if you’d like to see examples of my art or if you want a real commission check out my artblog @divineclaws  ((my tablet pen is fixed now so im able to draw, ignore the part where i said it was broke in OP))

[glassguts]

so I’ve been suspended from my job as of today (11/28) until this is taken care of. Please help or boost if you can

[glassguts]

Trying to stay positive but I made all the calls I need to and like.

Basically I have to pay $700 dollars, and really soon, if I want to go back to work. And so I really am at a loss on what to do to like. Not die. I guess I’m about to look into getting a loan or something??

In the meantime, I’ll keep boosting this and hopefully that’ll help me a little? Right now I’m at like, $260/700

[glassguts]

I went ahead and paid half of it because that let me go back to work. This put me -159 for this pay period

I do still have to pay the other 350+ by the 11th or I’m not really sure what’s gonna happen to me tbh

As of right now im still in the red so any help is still very much appreciated

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[welcometonegrotown]

It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.

[reverseracism]

Also, aside from this completely uneducated reasoning as to why minimum wage was created…

I can guarantee that there are tens of thousands of teenagers who have to pay bills and help support their families or are the only financial supporter to their family.

[chescaleigh]

not to mention, if minimum wage was meant solely for high school students how would the business survive when students are in school?? are they only supposed to be open on the weekend? this “unpopular opinion” makes no sense.

[geocaprican]

Unpopular fact: in the 70s a minimum wage worker could pay for college with a summer job.

Unpopular fact: minimum wage was conceived to be the minimum amount of money a person would need to support themselves and their families when working 40 hours per week.

Unpopular fact: minimum wage was created because working men and women in this nation fought–figuratively in the negotiating room and literally in the streets–for a fair working wage, with sweat and blood and tears and death.

Unpopular fact: military service personnel are not the only people who have fought and died for your rights as American: labor leaders and common workers laid down their lives so that you could have a 40 hour work week instead of 80 hours; so you could have a 2 day weekend instead of none; so you could have lunch and bathroom breaks instead of going hungry and shitting your pants,; so you could have a three day weekend in September.

Capitalism would NEVER dole out basic human decency without literal human sacrifice.