waiting for something to happen?

karu 🇨🇱 old enough to be somebody's uncle ✨ no ship/kink judgement here ✨

[teathattast]

[poetrylesbian]

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live

[wiiwheel]

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

[melisaaaaaa-deactivated20240527]

Can I hear a second thing about you

[wiiwheel]

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

[pom-pom-cherry]

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

[lestatbf]

tender-hearted deer seeking midnight rendezvous with car headlights, must be bright enough to blind and twice as cruel. likes impact play, exhibitionism, aftercare (must be able to transport my body to the side of the road). dislikes traffic light system.

[important-cat-pics]

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[shapeoftheday]

a lot to think about

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[babushkahihi]

Don't worry, I'm a doctor

[schecoperez]

does anyone want to get married just to get divorced. soooooooo chic

[guiltfactory]

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

[guiltfactory]

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[important-cat-pics]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭