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jules // 20s // she/her/hers archive of our own

[enh1614149]

[oneheadtoanother]

[azaablue]

personal hc that one of the hollanov kids loves hockey but it's just not clicking even though they practice all the time and shane and ilya both try different coaching methods with them and it only makes everyone more frustrated and then one day wyatt comes to the rink with them and after 1.5 seconds on-ice he's like "hey i think they're a goalie" and shane and ilya nearly black out because oh. ohhh my god. they're kid is totally, completely, a goalie. and that's why it wasn't fucking working. they have a fucking goalie.

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[ilyapasta]

Connor Storrie was born to do the Ilya Rozanov cathartic entryway cry while Shane drives away the morning after the gladiator costume sex evening. Jacob Tierney knew this. He knew that jerking it in the shower and the russian monologue was only the beginning.

[argillaforma]

hollanov in the beginning of their official relationship learning how to be boyfriends and they're both so anxious to be The Best Boyfriend To Ever Boyfriend so every time ilya is at shane's place shane is like okay so i bought cokes and those cookies you like and i got you an extra toothbrush but don't worry if you don't like the color because i bought a mega pack of 10 so there's plenty to choose from i also got you an electric if that's more your vibe also i have labeled all the light switches so you know which switch goes to what lamp and if you want i can give you a tour of my kitchen cabinets so you know where everything is if you suddenly need a spatula or something

and when shane is at ilya's place ilya is like are you hungry are you thirsty i have 24 cans of ginger ale in the fridge please don't get yourself a glass of water that is My Job you can just sit and be pretty on the couch also do you need an extra pillow and is the tv volume too loud?

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[emmaklee]

[godkissedme]

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

[jewelcoatfish]

harris comes up with a really funny prank idea where the centaurs would go up to shane during practice and tell him some outrageous thing his husband did, and basically gauge his reaction. this allows for domestic hollanov™ content and shane hollander being #strict.

what they didn’t expect, however, was shane inventing new levels of downbadisms and basically defends his husband and/or justifying his actions every time. he basically “yeah but” his way to ilya being a perfect angel who can do no wrong

ilya was waiting (giddily) for a stern talking to from his husband and instead melts into a puddle

[heymacy]

insp. by this post by @wine-dark-sky

[shillanov]

shane hollander just autocorrected to shane hole era. this man is such a renowned slut that even my keyboard knows.

[shillanov]

goodbye shane summer hello Shane Hole Era.

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there