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Jenna | She/Her, Ey/Em, Any Neopronouns | 25 | Ask Box Closed | DMs to Reblog Donation Posts Will Be Deleted | Not Interested in Commissioning Others

[merfairymakes]

Writing Commissions

So I’ve been thinking about doing this for awhile now (Or at least ever since I found out writing commissions were a thing lol) and since writing is more my strong suit than drawing, I figured it would be good to finally make a proper post with prices.

If you are interested in my writing, I have a couple of fanfics on my Ao3 that you can read here for reference

Bolded are things that I specialize in

Things I will do:

Angst

Fluff

Humor

Hurt/Comfort

Crossovers

OCs

Self insert fics

Reader/canon ships

AUs

Otp and Ot3+

Gore

Horror

Self-harm/suicide/trauma

Romantic ships

Platonic ships

Short stories

Found Family

Gen

Nsfw

Basically anything sfw

Things I will not do (Based on personal preference, no judgement here)

Real Person Fiction

Incest

Adult/Minor ships

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics

Character bashing my favs (Just dm me for details)

Rape/Non-Con shown in a positive light (angst is fine)

Fandoms I will write for:

Team Fortress 2

Ducktales

The Owl House

HLVRAI

Detroit Become Human

The Magnus Archives

Stellar Firma

I Am In Eskew

The Adventure Zone Balance (I haven’t listened to the other ones yet)

Rick and Morty

One Punch Man

My Hero Academia

Bojack Horseman

Good Omens

Infinity Train

Stardew Valley

Slime Rancher

Interviews With Monster Girls

Zombieland Saga

Osomatsu-san

Hollow Knight

Mob Psycho 100

Danny Phantom

LazyTown

Humans Are Space Orcs

Steven Universe

Homestuck

You can request other fandoms, but I cannot guarantee that I will be familiar with them or the characters involved. Any other fandoms I think of will be added to the list

Prices:

1 page (500 words) = $5

2 pages (1000 words) = $10

3 pages (1500 words) = $15

Any additional pages are also $5 per page

Other commission links:

Pearlsona Adoptables

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[draconym]

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[thefiresontheheight]

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[furiouskettle]

art reference

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[owlssin]

DISPATCH IS PEAK ‼️🗣️‼️

[thegorgonist]

Secret Sea Cave

Missed Mermay 2026 but just in time for Pride! A mermaid and a pirate queen meeting for a secret tryst!

Prints in my shop!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[teaboot]

sick fuck ate his wife

[drilanime]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[flandrepudding]

happy pride askkdjdjckfkkc 🏳️‍🌈

Decided to redraw one of my more popular works considering it’s 5 years old now.

2026 vs 2021

2026 version took less than 2 hours to do and the 2021 version somehow took 7 ???! 😭😭😭 Never give up!!!