Unamoozed

My own craziness.

[1nt3r3st1ng]

Me: You should sit down and write something today.

Also me: You shouldn't set time to sit down and write because it'll be forced and suck

Me sitting down and writing: F*ck

[1nt3r3st1ng]

Check out the comic Spoopy Tales, I am back!!! And I am writing again!! Please check out my Spoopy Tales series and let me know what you think.  New episodes every week.

[punlich]

I hate PC culture. They ruin everything for everyone. Player Characters destroyed my town’s economy and left goblin heads on pikes everywhere. It smells terrible.

[hilltop-dolmen]

Player characters forced me to buy 13000 worth of daggers then pickpocketed them all back. My family is dying.

[bobafett176]

Here is some of the awesome Star Wars art by Brian Kesinger.

[son-of-alderaan]

Here’s some more because they are all great.

Oh, what a wonderful child he truly was 😄

[gurstingasketch]

Oh my gosh??????? THIS IS PERFECTION. WE’VE ACHIEVED IT.

[kleptotello]

I love this.

[bishop-agent-provocateur]

@drgnslayer3

[1nt3r3st1ng]

TAZ

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO KNOW TAZ and MBMBAM?!?!

[rustfoxes]

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

[1nt3r3st1ng]

Caption me

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[1nt3r3st1ng]

😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him

[jumpingjacktrash]

he wants to show you something

[queerrussetpotato]

he has a side quest for you

[princekarkat]

this is how people get taken by the fae

[1nt3r3st1ng]

So like,

I haven't been on here in years and for some reason I'm getting some new followers and I noticed I have mail and I feel like a poop for not answering... I'M BACK THO... so hi, I guess

[thebestoftumbling]

“Bravo, writers, for acknowledging your mistakes. Now…….BRING BACK THE REAL TITANS!!!”

[believebxtch]

WHAT EPISODE OH MY GOD

[johncribati]

This show just roasted itself into oblivion? ??????

[1nt3r3st1ng]

Oh. My. Glob.

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

[1nt3r3st1ng]

NEW EPISODE!

OF STEVEN UNIVERSE TONIGHT!!! ARE YOU EXCITE?!

[1nt3r3st1ng]

I have been informed that there is no new episode of steven univere tonight...

[1nt3r3st1ng]

NEW EPISODE!

OF STEVEN UNIVERSE TONIGHT!!! ARE YOU EXCITE?!

[1nt3r3st1ng]

Nap time? - miko henderson

[geekstudio]

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Universal Studios Captain America Plush

Iron Man and Hulk Mini Mates Toys

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Complete Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Eyeshadow & Lip Gloss Set from Shiro Cosmetics

Avengers Temporary Tattoos from Geek Tat

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Your choice of Avengers shirt from Geek Studio

Ultimate Avengers & Ultimate Avengers 2 DVD’s (Region 1)

Loki Action Figure

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Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :) Likes count as well.

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The giveaway ends on April 30th, 2015 @ 8pm EST

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[geekstudio]

ONLY ONE MORE DAY TO ENTER!!

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

[at-the-dusk-of-dawn]

You more or less just described the entire plot of Oedipus.

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

have have you actually read Oedipus

[1nt3r3st1ng]

I...