Top Hats & Tea Cups

I go by Lacie. I'm 29 and a pansexual. I reblog at random Anything you want to know or just want to chat feel free to message me

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[mizuform]

the lion does not concern himself with the heart palpitations from caffeine

[greedysadistfather]

You're such a sick little freak (I adore you)

[sanctuarytiktok]

🌈Frill_ on TikTok🕊️

[marlynnofmany]

#this is one of those 'oh yeah we're stewards of the planet' moments #the skill with which she grabbed that bird tho #apex predators who take it upon themselves to heal and repair little things…

[gardensofcanaan]

@a-rogue-god

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[knivesandteeth]

Melbourne!!

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[argumate]

so hard to find these guys

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.

[yaoi-vodka]

That’s medicine BABEYYYYYY!!!!

No, but seriously, the reason plants have useful chemicals that we can use medicinally is because they have evolved those chemicals as poisons to prevent predation. Humans were just smart enough to figure out through trial and error how to balance these chemical extracts to counteract abnormalities in our bodies.

Like: “Hm. This plant toxin is a cardiac glycoside and increases heart output. In a healthy person, this is highly unpleasant and may even cause death. But… for my aging aunt over here who’s suffering from congestive heart failure… a little foxglove extract taken every morning with her tea would probably help her circulation and keep her weary heart kickin’ for a few more years.”

[dandelionwitch]

Medicine is the opportune application of poisons. Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies.

[higgsboshark]

@deathisforsissies

[hobbular]

dear @shitpostsampler i would like a pony and a cross stitch pattern for “Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies” please <3

[shitpostsampler]

[glowcowboy]

[taps my chest] this bad boy can fit so much love and fear and compassion and anxiety and tenderness and grief and empathy and heartache and capacity for affection and loss etc in it

[brattyb1tch-33]

My tits are heavy could you hold them for me?

[bewitchedv4mp-deactivated202512]

i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[testamentcrux]

i think about this every day

[curlicuecal]

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

[curlicuecal]

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

[curlicuecal]

you don't get to know all of me

it's tuesday you only get to know sara

[curlicuecal]

you understand me to my soul

[curlicuecal]

Things this post reminds people of:

1. fae

2. demons

3. vampires

4. cats

5. being trans

[curlicuecal]

I love this

Aquire the identities of the ones who came before you. Hoard them like a dragon.

You work in the corner office? Your name is Bob now. Bob means "person who files papers in the corner office."

[curlicuecal]

gender goals update!! congrats!

[angelbabymikaa]

i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me

[moniquill]

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserved an apology. i’m sorry you’ll never get it from them.