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what's worse than 24 goblins

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[mossworm]

Invasive species (but it’s cute)

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[savedgame]

What’s the worse atla episode in ur opinion

[alleyjunk]

all the ones that had that creepy ass flying rat in them. think his name was Homo

[savedgame]

Homo?!

[worstdril]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

[eclipperton]

I’ll never evict you Ms Green M&M

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[metalbatteryzone]

[clubpenguinkiller]

vocaloid is the future

[shitpostempire]

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[sunflowerbutch]

51 feels like the least likely number to be divisible by 3 you know what i mean. and yet

[robco-official-deactivated20250]

no thoughts head empty

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

[languageloveaffair]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

correct

[depsidase]