walmart official

she/her, not a minor

[dankxsinatra]

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[mortimermcmirestinks]

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

[foulfowledfool]

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

she's Irish

[helloitsbees]

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

[skyrim-forever]

[jvhdb]

[catasters]

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[daily-spooky]

[kosmogrl]

[depsidase]

[cephalodo]

Props to the one snail absolutely rippin it up on the profane wheel erected by sinister forces

[touhouweed]

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[chrisdornerfanclub]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

remember when harambe died

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

insightful

[rumman]

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

[levourdalak]

[iiboharz]

yeah okay thanks

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[woodlandhomo]

One time I tried to say “take care” after ringing up a customer. I opened my mouth and for some reason I was unable to make a noise except for a very small “t-eh” sound initially and by the time I remembered how to make words I had to shout across the store for them to hear me. What I ended up saying was “Take over!!!” after which they glanced back at me uncomfortably and left without another word.

I am haunted by that interaction to this day.

[vmagicalpervert]

I worked at a bilingual call centre and once tried to end a conversation by saying either “salut” or “au revoir” but I combined them into “savoir!!” So i just said “to know!!” To the customer and hung up

[nyahkennay]

u can lift it bunny

[stephensondheim]

I hope its ok i painted your bunny

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]