26 Cheesy Breadsticks

Hi! My names Liv - 18 - she/her/they/them - lesbian - confirmed goblin

[tinsnip]

[nbbybirth-milfbychoice-blog]

[retrogamingblog2]

if this doesn’t get me 5 stars i’m throwing this game in the trash

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“everyone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but don’t know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“lindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didn’t smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldn’t be sad. it was hard not to listen.”

i can’t wait to read this book tbh

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

thanks for all the love!!

the story is part one in a series she’s gonna write called “the 23 islands” and it’s about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and it’s about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because it’s dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they don’t find it tho because each book is a different island

[cipheramnesia]

These are all amazing.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[boartits]

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

[adulthoodisokay]

this gets stuck in my head at least once a week

[weaver-z]

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

[weaver-z]

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

[theaustinstollhaus]

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

[a-humble-waffle]

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

[granch]

when it’s 5pm in animal crossing

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[grumpytrans]

being in quarantine and doing online class with ADHD be like:

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

the struggle 😔

[wholesometroll]

[redimire]

[tsurumitokushiro]

i guess there is head

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i keep on thinking “hamlet high school AU” but i never know what i mean

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

okay this is it

[thesassyducks]

“Baby duck reunited with siblings”

(Source)

[illustraice]

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[librarian-raichu]

That is the face of a Platypus desperately wishing he had some Adderall.

[palenoface]

“Yeah ! Back on topic, baby !” i’m losing my shit

[generalcrozier]

tumblr: now all your liked posts are displayed on your blog! isn’t that cool?

me:

[26cheesybreadsticks]

Never turned something off so fast in my life y’all are not ready for the shit I like

[lesbx]

who is philip and where’s he gettin all this head from 😳

[lesbx]