PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
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will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@tsurumitokushiro
anyone else annoyed by grown ass adults "playfully" acting scandalized by sex or even the suggestion of sex like you're not being subversive or funny it's just annoying in todays age of puritan revivalism
i'll post a vaguely suggestive drawing (not even fully explicit bc obviously tumblr nowadays) and someone will be like "WHATT IS THISS OMG what are they doingggg SUS 🤨" and i go to block bc well they read like a child and ill see a big old 35 in the bio
i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera
the noticeable overexposure of the film coupled with the tactile "ugliness" of the environments and costumes looks so good to me. genuinely dreamy
the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain
Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today
cuteness aggression
my writing gland is purple and swollen
my friendship gland is black and shriveled
You know Viola matched Sanji's freak real fast for someone no one ever seems to want to ship with Sanji and it kinda hurts my feelings.
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)
High speed rail in China on 2008 VS 2020
very strange cottage industry on youtube of giving exhaustive "critiques" of harry potter that amount to things like "the magic school is dangerous and that's bad!!!" and treating that with equal severity as the fatphobia or the slavery apologia, then patting themselves on the back as if this amounts to some kind of praxis
cinemasins is not praxis lol. how about materially supporting and protecting trans people from joanne and forgetting about her wizard books
I loved harry potter growing up. it made me feel seen as an abused and closeted kid. I idolized and looked up to joanne, wanting to become an author like her
then she started funnelling all her wizard book money into destroying the rights of my people and I resolved not to give her any more of my money
I didn't have to reevaluate the quality of her writing to do this. whether she's good at keeping her worldbuilding consistent or whatever has nothing to do with my decision to boycott her work. who cares how good or bad her writing is. she's killing trans people
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist
blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll
SANJI and NAMI in ONE PIECE SEASON 2
