To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, “no”.

[2sp99ky]

Rasputin “Ras” is the only person born into his family in over 1000 years who doesn’t have any magic. Leaving for school after the summer, his younger sister accidentally curses him…and binds him to a demon.

(I made a web comic you guys should check out)

[2sp99ky]

Rasputin "Ras" is the only person born into his family in over 1000 years who doesn't have any magic. Leaving for school after the summer, his younger sister accidentally curses him...and binds him to a demon. (I made a web comic you guys should check out)

[2sp99ky]

Hey! I wrote a comic!!

Hey guys, I published a comic recently. It's called My Vampire Boyfriend and basically it's about a (shitty) vampire named Vlad and his girlfriend Mina just going about their daily lives. It's a quick read (24 pages) but I would really appreciate it if you checked it out! Thanks! You can buy it here: (posting on mobile so I don't know how to insert links) https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01N2JQSG6/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1481263282&sr=8-3&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=my+vampire+boyfriend&dpPl=1&dpID=41nBhHTnntL&ref=plSrch

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

I can’t believe you would insult Leonardo DeviantArt Vinci this way

[xueyangapologist]

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[2sp99ky]

Me: *reading a fic* *A Thing happens in a fic*

Me: YOOOOOOOOOOHOLYFUCKINGSHIT *drops phone* *screams* *flails wildly*

Me: *picks up phone again because i need to know what happens next*

[incorrect-good-omens-quotes]

Adam: Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Brian: Yeah, frangry, I guess.

[2sp99ky]

*Aggressively tries not to think of the hot new neighbor*

Warm up of tiny!Steve sitting how I sit quite a lot.

[2sp99ky]

[chaosprince-apollo]

The Modern Hellenistic Collection: Zeus - God Of The Sky

[2sp99ky]

look at this piece of shit.

[2sp99ky]

Imagine your otp

Person A: I'M TOO HOT

Person A: *points at Person B*

Person A: :D

Person A: :D

Person A: :D

Person B: *sighs*

Person B: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn

Person A: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

I have absolutely no patience.

[2sp99ky]

Me: writing a smutty star wars fanfic

Han: tHATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS

[lesbianwives]

there are so many different kinds of summer. there are bookstore summers, where you spend your time paging through hundreds of novles, wrapped in the cool, comforting gloom between shelves

there are ocean summers, when your shoulders are chronically sunburned and your hair grows soft from saltwater and every dream you have begins with you turning into a sea siren

there are urban summers, the ones that ring out with basketballs bouncing on cracked courts and taste like popsicles from an ice cream truck, heat trembling up from the concrete and flushing your cheeks to a sharp pink

there are road trip summers, where you meet a girl at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and she draws you a map of her own, the nights drenched with stars and cicadas, your hands smelling of gasoline

there are falling-in-love-for-the-second-time summers, when you’re different than you were the first time, when you know who you are and what you want, when she does not scatter your thoughts into a giddy swirl but grounds you to earth, making you feel more deeply and more calmly than you ever thought you could

 there are lightning summers, the ones that take your breath away; electric with love, thunderous with it

[wqsnijkfgefdjhklfvedjhknflvd]

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

[dexbonus]

what a prince

[lomadia]

HARDLY NOT NEVER, this guy rocks.