2x the chaos

✞ AuDHD|Genshin impact is my special interest- But other things are really cool too!!!

[still-a-dreamer-even-now]

[dilucs-kitty]

Batfamily reunion, kinda ?

Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[999888777999-deactivated2025100]

I’ve been saying this

[user6161234-deactivated20250518]

percy’s anger management issues are so intense you’d think you were reading the internal monologue of an eldest daughter

[2xthemoon]

The batkids waiting to get a mission in the bat cave like packed together hatchlings in a nest waiting to be fed. And yes, they’re just as loud.

[2xthemoon]

Going along with my Alfred the roomba headcanon, here’s a scenario for you-

Keeping in mind I’ve never written a scenario for these guys.

————-

*It’s a Saturday afternoon, and the batkids have formed a tight circle around two roombas. One of the roombas, Alfred, is armed with a kitchen knife that had been taped to its back, curtesy of Damian. The other roomba, dubbed whatever petty criminals name they thought of, is unarmed with three balloons haphazardly taped to its side. A new weekly tradition.*

Stephanie: If Alfred doesn’t win I’m suing.

Damian: He’s the only one that can win. I made sure of that.

Jason: Guys, shut it. Alfred’s about to stab this guy.

*Alfred’s knife runs straight into the other roomba, successfully popping the final balloon. The room erupts in celebration. They’re all chanting Alfred’s name. At one point Damian holds up their champion, causing another round of proud shouting.*

—-

*Bruce and Alfred (human) casually talking in Bruce’s study. The batkids ruckus rattling the manors walls.*

Bruce: what is going on?

Alfred, internally: I just won another battle.

[fairieicedtea]

behind every hot girl is a tbr of 100+ books

[2xthemoon]

My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred

Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues

[weewoow-20706030]

One day someone freaked out because 'Alfred fell down the stairs' and it nearly gave everyone else a heart attack.

They stopped calling it Alfred for a bit.

[2xthemoon]

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[2xthemoon]

My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred

Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[2xthemoon]

How are we so mentally ill that we’re in SHAMBLES over a LADLE

[mishrillette]

Zhongli evading Neuvillette is like making me both laugh and cry because THE COMEDY IS LOST but also zhongli IS a filthy war criminal bastard and hes also old and neuvillette carries the weight of the pain of his previous incarnations but hes also this little young angry dragon and i NEED them to interact in the endgame(and not in an event) no zhongli and neuvillette will NOT be hanging out together remember that solid rock is shattered by water and the dragon's justice is served Cold.

[straylaughs]

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

[spoopyium]

I don't know why but when he said he sampled the water of Qiaoying Village I just imagined him lapping it up on all fours when no one was looking so I doodled this up 💀💀

[nikkipettt]

Year of the Dragon!

[soaopy]

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEARRRRR

I know tangyuan (the dish he’s eating) is typically eaten on the 15th day of the new year, but it was too fun not to draw.