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@30iugeraandamule
my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “catullus 5” you’ll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: the words of over-harsh old men are worth nothing to us
my buddy licinius pacing: we need to confuse our many thousands of kisses so that no one can cast an evil eye on us when he sees how many kisses there were
king priam told me achilles keeps killing his warriors so i asked how many warriors he has and he said he just goes to the anatolian countryside and recruits new warriors afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding warriors to achilles and then hector started crying.
if it’s not vivamus mea lesbia atque amemus rumoresque senum severiorum omnes unius aestimemus assis i don’t want it
deez manibus
sulpicia is the only known ancient roman author
its theorized that there may have been other authors during the era but this remains unproven and controversial
okay i've come to appreciate seneca for his banger lines but wow already on the FIRST PAGE of his medea???
MEDEA: Bring death on this new wife, death on the father-in-law and the whole royal stock. For the bridegroom I have a worse prayer in store: may he live. May he wander through unknown cities in want, in exile, hated and homeless may he seek out other men's doors, by this time a notorious guest; may he long for me as his wife and—I can make no worse prayer—for children resembling their father and resembling their mother. My revenge is born, already born: I have given birth.
honestly what the pictures on my shield signify is none of my business
"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.
kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!
what the hell, add another participle, im not driving
me: I'm Stupid. I spent all week drinking wine and jerking it in my tent because of how pissed off I am. Now Patroclus has fallen in battle. I have lost him. I'm Cringe Fail.
Xanthus, the famous foal: The Hour Of Your Doom Draws Nigh
its because youre always on that damn oxyrhynchus papyrus
The year is 1217 BCE. There's battle tomorrow and your mom just commissioned you a fine set of armor from Lord Hephaestus. Youve been staring at the bloated corpse of Patroclus for 19 hours straight
Pessimist: the glass is half empty Optimist: the glass is half full Optimates: therefore Carthage must be destroyed
Glad this one resonated with the nerds I was very proud of it back when remixes of the glass half full thing were going around.
my hungry ass could not have been at oxyrynchus 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Laocoön and His Sons" (40-30 BC) Pio Clementino, Vatican Museums
here’s my aeneid conspiracy theory: creusa’s ghost isn’t creusa. her dialogue is so different from her previous speech and has so much information she shouldn’t know that it’s actually venus pretending to be creusa. venus turns into creusa to get aeneas out of troy because she knows he’ll keep looking until he finds creusa’s body and the truth is that creusa’s ghost would probably be pissed the fuck off because she’s not getting a burial and thus can’t pass into the underworld.
being parsed probably feels so good for a verb
