An Apathetic Aching Aeronaut

Autistic Lesbian Ace (She/They/Fae) (Aphobes, Biphobes, TERFS, SWERFS, Truscum and exclusionists aren't welcome) My Friend code in FGO is 684,155,522

[32-and-you]

Yes they’re my little meow meow but they’re also a war criminal, please do not overlook their crimes.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bearcatcatbear]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Irrational hatred: people believe in a pseudoscience and defend it passionately but NEVER are willing to do any science about it. My beloved friend! If you can prove that people born during a specific and predictable time have a specific and predictable trait, we will PUBLISH. If a specific rock structure results in a quantifiable effect while adjacent to the human body, we will write a BANGER paper together! If plants can form memories then let’s write a follow-up paper and get funding for a lab!! Make a survey! Generate a testable hypothesis! Don’t be so incurious about the world!

[beatrice-otter]

#this is always because science HAS been done and has shown no results#and the proponents of whatever the thing is Do Not Like This

#trust me if acupuncture or homeopathy or astrology had clear observable effects WE WOULD KNOW BY NOW

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[iamthedukeofurl]

Let's do a quick survey of Brennan's episodes for the past few seasons. Season 5: Brennan is two episodes. As a Cucumber and Escape the Greenroom, while both are fairly straightforward challenges that reward doing your best at the task presented, As a Cucumber contains the infamous Rosate Spoonbill moment, and Escape the Greenroom very much falls into the "Sam Reich's Torment Nexus" category. Both involve putting Brennan in high-stress situations. Season 6: Excluding the big-cast finale of Ratfish, Brennan is in two episodes. Second Place where the game specifically discourages trying to do the best at the presented task, and Bingo, where Brennan, as part of the first layer, is presented with a game that he cannot in fact win. Yes, Brennan was a last minute replacement on Bingo, but the fact remains that in both of his episodes he was in a contest where "Do the best at the presented task" was NOT the path to victory. Season 7: If we exclude the planned finale of Outvoted, Brennan is a contestant in one normal episode this season: You-Lympics. While You-Lympics is about doing well at the given task, Brennan notes that the contestants are actually punished for having done their best on the previous rounds, so this one counts. Season 8: Matching his usual quota, Brennan has so far been in two epiosodes Kangaroo Court and Noise some Makes. While certainly twisty, both episodes center around being presented with a task, and then earning points by doing well at that task, rewarding full effort towards the presented task. In addition, the episodes are pretty tame as far as treatment of the cast goes. Oddly enough, the episode in between, Count The Rice, centers around a series of games that the contestants are required to lose before they can win, and surprise traps them in a series of stressful situations. It would have been a classic "Torment Brennan" episode were he there. Conclusion: Masterminding a conspiracy to kidnap your boss and put him through a revenge-gauntlet of difficult but merit-based challenges is a good way to get what you want.

[gravitywhatgravity]

caldwell tanner is so clearly made for game changer its crazy that they've only had him on the show for art. my man is out here winking at the camera, cheating in games for points, slamming himself on the floor for prompts, doing little bits with the cast in the phone booth.......I love his art but let my boy be on a podium for realsies😭🙏

[deconstructthesoup]

The Noise Boys all crowded in that phone booth and attempting to relay prompts has the same energy as a bunch of middle-school boys attempting to prank-call their friends at a sleepover and none of them can keep a straight face

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

they’re like children who need to be on opposite ends of the classroom

[gamechangershow]

kaylin mahoney - noise some makes

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[happyllamaglama]

[newrider]

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

[honeysider]

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

[honeysider]

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

[honeysider]

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Big horse.

[honeysider]

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

[annabelle--cane]

I will be honest if someone posted "I'm a tutor and everyday I watch zoomers try to double tap on books to open them" thousands of you would reblog it and tag "😱 it's so scary that this is what all kids today are really like they're so helpless and stupid omg!!! those damn kids need to get off their phones!!!!"

[annabelle--cane]

things a concerning amount of people aged 25-40 on this site believe about today's children:

they don't know how to read and this makes them mean and dumb. also even though their meanness and dumbness are the result of poor education, they are still personal character flaws that deserve to be mocked.

they are responsible for wide scale censorship in schools and on social media. because, as we all know, children are famously politically powerful, never want to see horny or edgy content, and love it when books are banned in their school libraries.

they love to spread misinformation around so they can all armchair diagnose each other and act like they have learning disabilities in order to excuse their laziness about doing school work. obviously they are all liars and just need to just get their acts together and grow up instead of shirking responsibility for their actions like this.

they are uniquely cruel in comparison to past generations, and this is because of Phone. and also TikTok. no one has ever been cruel like this before.

they would all be much better off with their parents monitoring their internet usage. if they're closeted and their parents are homophobic then, well, sucks for them. kids being abused out of sight is better than them being annoying where I can see them.

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭