somebody once told me

I don't use this that often but when I do expect a SHITLOAD of shitposts - madds, infp, she/her

[145-doritos]

bold of you to assume I’m not looking at myself in the Skype window instead of looking at you

[oxidiese]

Sometimes I feel like I am a glass of tea. So warm and comforting, inviting to hold. So sweet or bitter or minty or tart, The flavours you crave all within your control. And yet something so still, peaceful and quaint, Can burn and scald and scar. Hands pulling away, Winces, flinches from pain. Ceramic shards all around, Tea continuing to flow. Seeping into cracks, Stained wooden floor.

me just now, upon burning my finger while making some green tea (via oxidiese)

[sixpenceee]

As you can see this cat was brutally attacked by the tail. 

[squeegeeyourthirdeye]

That bastard!

[nonsense-is-underrated-deactiva]

This looks just like those fake soccer injuries

[sixpenceee]

Lmao, I found this

[giinni]

😂😂😂😂

[adeles]

The ocean is a friend of mine.

[mad-mth]

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

[kezan-raven]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

[demilypyro]

is that fuckin john dimaggio

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[newsmoons]

“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”

[merrique-bathory]

kristen stewart had enough

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”

[systlin]

Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.

[ultrafacts]

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[1017sosa300-blog]

baby elephants are so CUTE

[ultrafacts]

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] 

[gleaux]

I love elephants so much 💕

[adistantmemory21]

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

[imdemetrialynn]

elephants have my heart 

[shadzilla]

Elephants crying? Shit i almost cried

[mustangsally78]

The GOP doesn’t deserve them.

[holocene-days]

it should be noted that ‘alt er love’ is carved into the evak bench at hartvig nissens

photo cred: annaagajewska on insta

[evenniespast]

8/? Evak kisses in 60fps  *:･ﾟ✧

[micdotcom]

[alternative-politics]

Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump

[priyasgf]

hey to all sapphics questioning their orientation and stuff i know it’s scary and u may have a lot of anxiety over it or internalized homophobia but JUST KNOW i am loving and supporting all of u and u’ll get thru it!! don’t rush urself to find a label and pin urself down, u’ll figure it out in ur own time :) whoever u are is beautiful and i love u 🌹🌷🌹🌷

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

It took less than 24 hours for the state to raid and arrest our heroes in Durham and charge them with outrageous felonies carrying heavy time for safely and effectively bringing down an altar to white supremacy… and yet, no white supremacist has been arrested (though they’ve been identified) for the attempted murder of Deandre Harris in Charlottesville.

Via Taryn Fivek

[julian2006]

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

[itsalieimnotaghost]

[mahbrits]

Stop I had a crush on him

[mirandaadria]

[hello-pet-deactivated20130113]

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

[emmettshearer-deactivated201707]

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

[colourofoctober]

Dog: literally just moves its paw 

Me: 

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication