Stranger Places

Existentialism and chill

[onelitt1espark]

there’s just such a kind and innocent feeling that exudes from webkinz plushies

[onelitt1espark]

hell yeah babey thats what im talking about

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[writhe]

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

[greylilacs]

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

[lottafandoms]

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Oh my god

[a-titty-ninja]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[ginger-ale-official]

I am a simple man. I put shoelaces through the holes in my crocs one at a time just like everyone else :/

[laapis]

[mustardtigress]

[lil-sunshine-explorer]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

[sabertoothwalrus]

2 for 1 sale of raspberries at the grocery store:

first pack: downed as soon as you got home

second pack: you only ate four out the pack the next day because you were trying not to be as much of a goblin and you want them to last longer except when you check it later that day half of them are covered in mold

[sabertoothwalrus]

wow,,,,, that’s so valid

[thebootydiaries]

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

[nflstreet]

[iminthetunnels]

[munsass]

[thisbodyprison]

*he touches my cheek* My subtle contour is on your hand now. That’s tom ford foundation and blush with Laguna by Nars and Becca bronzer

[waxling-deactivated20200323]

[imonlyadumpling]

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

[lordmeowdemort]

Slut

[piglii]

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

[generalthirstclub]

there should be a plague inc fandom

[generalthirstclub]

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

[generalthirstclub]

[generalthirstclub]

“there are no healthy people left on earth”

[operaghostcam]