Aluminum Shavings

Nicole | 24 | FRC 1027 Alum | My record for hours awake is 45, it was terrible

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[thememedaddy]

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[depsidase]

[transmortifried]

they probably mean "first tesla showroom" as in the first one built there but i'm hearing

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You know what I call this?

A GOOD START :D

[depsidase]

[evilbuildingsblog]

The building of rage

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

against the dying of the lights

[chiphater]

we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

[chiphater]

imagine the guy who happens to discover the Mold That Heals You but unfortunately he’s part of the 10% of people who’s bodies turns it into the Mold That Kills You Harder

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[gamerwoman3d]

FROM NOW ON, A.I. STANDS FOR AUTO-INCORRECT.

Thank you.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[sexhaver]

a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell

[globalincident]

you could also try driving safer. that's a better way to do that

[sexhaver]

i live in boston

[goldensunset]

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[catchymemes]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭

[xxleondraxx]

Truth xD

[burntcopper]

This is literally me as a kid.  Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend.  The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.

Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers.  Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis.  Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old going ‘It’s not that good, the flow’s really slow compared to last week, and there’s gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.’

Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences: ‘This is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!’

‘Was it wrong?’

‘That’s the not the point!’

[greater-than-the-sword]

We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience

[sexygaywizard]

Having to pee into a cup when you have a vagina is so fucking annoying. It's like, where is the pee going to come out this time? And you're always wrong

[ihateleagueoflegends]

[knitmeapony]

There are a lot of video game fandoms that absolutely lose me at the very shallow end of the pool, but the Sims fandom always makes me feel like I'm absolutely drowning in an inch of water

[nudityandnerdery]

It's because they let you in and then removed the ladder.

[heatwa-ves]