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mothman sucked my dick behind an arby's

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[umarell]

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[paxamericana]

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[auckie]

i like, i mean there were definitely parts i meant to be shitty yknow? but so much of this wasn’t supposed to turn out this way. anyways heres the taco bell amv ive been meaning to make for years that actually hardly has any tbell related footage

[aflo]

one of the most important posts of our generation

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[iamafatvagina101]

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[coziestshorty]

[targetedknowledge]

[gunpla]

[rnismatch]

[cosmicanger]

[mellotronmk2]

sure this has already been posted to death but seriously does anybody know what to do. like i am actually asking