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Sage or SJ | transmasc | queer | 23 | He/They

[seagull-yuri]

[snipsnipmeow]

Early Kid's Infomercials

[unholystigmatic]

sugar daddy pyramid scheme. get a sugar daddy to pay your sugar baby

[schrodingers--slut]

mixed up sugar babies and sugar gliders for a sec which made this post wild

[thedankest]

[catchymemes]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[valtsv]

sorry but your boyfriend's narrative themes have changed course so his symbolism doesn't compliment yours anymore. yeah and he's got his own leitmotif now too, and it doesn't harmonize with yours at all.

[explodingsilver]

I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

[medusaesque]

[trans-sister-radi0]

No, Comrade Lesbian. We haul

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ratsalad]

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

[twilightdomain]

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

[thebootydiaries]

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

get high and think of me

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

No no…

Get high and think of us

[voynichs]

but what is Joe Biden doing about the really bright car lights that hurt my eyeballs

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business

[shirtsthatgohard]