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KT

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[van1llaskys]

[throathole]

The way that when you’re a child other children can bully you and single you out as an acceptable target for abuse and socially isolate you to the point that it permanently changes your personality, your self worth and the way you interact with other adults for the rest of your life. And there’s nothing that can really be done about this. All you can do is just keep getting older and put more years between your current self and the frightened child that you were. Nothing happens to the kids that bullied you, they might not even remember doing it at all

[permanently-stressed]

Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[sovietnam]

[anglaised]

im starting to think fandoms dont like women

[gayestoffense-deactivated202601]

Or queer men unless they exist solely to indulge your fetish and not be treated like real people

[anglaised]

i was talking about women actually

[lavenderlemniscate]

why doesn't npr give them a larger desk to perform at? are they stupid?

[woman-respecter]

average gay guy problems: i have been hooking up with my hockey rival, but now i am developing feelings for him and nobody can know! >_< also nobody serves ginger ale

average lesbian problems: my wife died when an alien virus turned all of humanity into a hivemind and then said hivemind sent a woman who looks like a female version of my romantasy hero to charm me into complacency, which i resisted at first but then i got lonely and now i think i am falling for her >_< also john cena said the hivemind is eating people

[toomanyvocals]

VINCE GILLIGAN: I hate AI. (Variety; Deadline)

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[youngmikosbabymama]

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[guerrillatech]

[luckycavy117]

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees