[chio-chan2artbox]

I got inspired by that one special PnF episode lol

[Human!Perry Poll] [Doofenshmirtz Poll]

[47waystocry]

@author-of-the-year

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[yomikoreadsbooks]

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

[morally-earl-gray]

for every incel white man star wars dudebro there is a teenage lesbian with a slightly deeper and more obscure knowledge of star wars who will one day defeat him in battle

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[no-one-offical]

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[47waystocry]

I found my people unable to tell that its writer well those passions read. What a colossal wreck

[47waystocry]

omg social anxiety is so irritating both irl and online. let me be whimsical and happy and social pls I’ll pay /hj

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[no-one-offical]

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[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[47waystocry]

ok I hear the Scott Boralith narcolepsy headcanon and I LOVE IT, but I’d like to introduce a Scott Boralith with chronic awful nosebleeds!

this is projecting, absolutely, because the trauma characters can obtain from nosebleeds is wild and I knowwww it’ll mess you up if it gets bad enough.

Mine are bad. Like I’m waking up with my pillow literally covered in blood bad, gone to the doctor with no success multiple times bad, constantly have a spare shirt bad, constantly prepared bad, lightheaded bad. Which sucks. And it makes me panic a lot. Like the sight of a lot of blood already sucks for me but when I get the feeling of a nosebleed my instinctual reaction is to lean my head BACK which is the exact opposite of what you should do because then it goes down your throat and it’s kind of acidic so it kinda burns your throat then you have to cough it up. It’s a whole thing.

a whole thing that leads to constant anxiety.

I had one of these super bad ones the other day and had to go to a doctor for it but I was watching the first day vods while I was there and the idea is that Scott’s had these types of nosebleeds for a long time and if he’s not ready for it or unprepared in any way, it stresses him tf out, possibly to a panic attack. If him and Pyro have known each other for pretty much their entire lives then they prob know how to comfort each other and help each other, I know my friends have learned ways to help make me feel more comfortable during this, so Pyro’s def done the same.

but it’s still hella worrying to see because you’re looking at your best friend covered in far more blood than you’re used to and they’re panicking and you know how to help them. It gets better with time but what would it be like the first time Scott got one of these at the academy after the reunion? these nosebleeds happen legit everywhere, not just in mornings. I’ve had them happen all over the place and it can happen with or without warning so imagine Shelby looking over to Scott like in class or smth and blood starts dripping down his face and he doesn’t even notice until you start panicking. then with cpk being erased and magic being corrupted and these stories being shared about their past lives? There’s fear in the air.

idk, I think there’s potential here

[47waystocry]

Oh also one of the main reasons I even thought of this is bc of how bad I am with blood I usually close my eyes entirely so I don’t have to see it. Scott does the same thing and Pyro acts as his eyes in case it happens in class or in the dorms and they need to get somewhere. Their ability to communicate positions and share vital details quickly is unmatched which could easily be super startling for another person to see because wdym they hate each other but if Pyro says “ok turn 95* and take 5 steps forward, I’m right there” Scott immediately listens to him??

[47waystocry]

Hi I just had another insane nosebleed. Ran around my house for 15 minutes looking for a tissue box with blood dripping off of my arm onto the floor in a bloody trail just to find WE DONT HAVE ANY TISSUE BOXES ANYWHERE so I found paper towels in storage and used that to try to stop the bleeding but that took like 30 minutes and I had to mop the floor at 2 am so you get a couple more nosebleed headcanons

When they were kids, Pyro got so freaked out by the possibility of Scott randomly bleeding that he began carrying around small packs of tissue everywhere. Even after leaving Tegrith, he always had a box of tissues on hand for anyone, anywhere, anytime.

These tissues come in handy a lot. Pyro kind of gets a rep as “that one guy you wouldn’t think can help but can” with supplies and items, specifically tissues.

people start asking questions about why he’s so prepared all the time and each time he’s asked, he gives them a different story. People realize it’s for Scott soon after he has one of these nosebleeds in class.

Scott doesn’t know, or didn’t, that he started carrying those because of him. He assumed that it was just a habit Pyro picked up during his travels

One of the first times this happens outside of their dorm, people are panicking. They think it’s the corruption causing the nosebleeds and there’s a small bit of class hysteria because people are torn whether to panic over the corruption, help their friend, find out the truth, or avoid said friend because of the potential corruption.

Pyro goes and yells at the one fool who suggests they kill Scott if he’s corrupted. No hesitation, doesn’t even hear them out. Let Scott die? KILL Scott? No. Why don’t YOU die, punk?

Shelby and Drift learn about the nosebleeds earlier than the others, they’re like guard dogs when something happens.

If someone’s bother Scott and he feels a nosebleed coming on, he can, has, and will do what he can to freak them out. This includes quoting horror movies.

also songs

Scott is a One Trip Master, like me, but Pyro is the Prepared One

there’s one really specific story idea I have with this set of ideas, so if I ever write it I’ll definitely put it here.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[thevo1dosphere]

wait i just had a fun idea

reblog this post and i’ll assign you a monster drink based on your blog but not by color cause im not lame like that dw

i have drank every flavor of monster i could get my hands on including their juices and coffees so i think im qualified for this

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

I fuck with this as an idea so yeah I'll reblog 💪

[47waystocry]

Ooooo I’ll go buy whatever flavor this ends up being, I’ve never had one before

[powcreations]

Introducing: Pantheon SMP ⛈️

Coming to Youtube: LATE JULY!

[cowboylike-dean]

this is very dear to me 🥹

[47waystocry]

I fear tag games because on one hand I wanna add on but on the other this person tagged people and didn’t explicitly say open tags anyone can reblog therefor I will die if I do and they will think I’m an insane creep

Tryna get out of the closet but I fear my nose will get smashed in, I have enough nosebleeds w/o that so no thanks lmao

Oh and even if they do say open tags who tf am I to exist? What if I’m perceived?

[47waystocry]

No, you’re actually wrong autocorrect. I did not forget. This is not an action I partake in you insolent twerp. I did not forget, I forgor.

[47waystocry]