Hidden Bunker

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

The void tempts me each time I catch a glimpse of it...

It starts as a crack

The crack gets bigger as time passes on

Some days it only grows an inch

Other days entire chunks break off and fall through into the abyss

Then one day it splinters and the entire ceiling of it collapses, leaving a gaping maw

The void inside whispers...

"It will end"

"No more pressure"

"No more pain"

"I will heal you"

"You need only come closer"

Sometimes I'll take a few steps towards it, unable to resist

The whispers grow louder when I do and fill my ears with beautiful promises

"I will take care of you"

"I will cherish you"

"I will love you"

"You will be enough for me"

"You need only come closer"

It gets so tempting sometimes, so hard to resist

I sometimes want to dive in headfirst

To escape the pain I'm in...

To be enough for once...

To finally rest...

But once I stare into it's inky black eye, I always blink first

I'm not brave enough to take that final leap, as much as I sometimes want to

I always end up turning back, and the whispers-like me-are too scared to follow

The ice freezes over the maw once again

And for a while nothing troubles me

I'm not tempted...

...and then the ice begins to crack.

[faustandfurious]

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

[faustandfurious]

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Sooo... Megamind?

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[slut-for-dean]

This was and should be a good year. I ain’t risking that.

[nayarablueglasses]

madame zeroni is not a force to contend with

[caseket]

I’m not risking this shit my luck is already horseshite

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Honestly my luck is so shit that hopefully reblogging her will improve it

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Can life give me a Junkrat and Roadhog of my own so I can stop pining after them please and fucking thank you

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Someday, our kids are gonna look up at the sky...

...and they aren't gonna see any stars.

And they'll ask us "Where did all the stars go?"

And we'll respond...

"Long ago, the stars watched over us.

They gave us light in the night and protected us from harm.

They created a map in the sky that we could follow if we were lost.

They gave us a hope when we had none, that we weren't alone in this universe.

They were our nightlight so we wouldn't fear the darkness...

...but we feared the dark anyway.

So we created our own light to chase away the dark, but little did we know it also chased away the stars.

We created great beasts to protect ourselves from the monsters that lurked in the shadows, and the smoke from their mouths clouded the sky.

We created more and more, and when we had no more room to keep the spoils, we shot them at the stars and drove our best companions further and further away.

We created a toxic dome around our world.

The barrier so toxic that the stars could no longer survive...

...so they left.

And only when we looked up and saw an empty sky did we realize our mistakes.

We now try our best to make the world as it was before...

...safe...

...habitable...

All of this in hope that, one day, they'll return."

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Reblogging this cuz I'm still happy with it honestly

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Have you ever loved someone so much that it physically hurt? Where every time you looked at them, saw them smile, heard them laugh, saw their eyes twinkle and their entire body perk up as they talked about something they were excited about you could feel your soul /yearn/ for them and your heart thump in your chest to the point of hurting. You want them in every way so badly that you could cry-

And then you have them, and it's the most wonderful thing you could ever imagine. It's better than anything you've ever dreamed of. They're yours and you don't have to yearn and long for them anymore cuz they're /yours/ and they actually /love/ you and you love them so much. It's the first time you've ever been able to picture a life, a future with someone. You've always thought of marriage as a scam but /god/ you want to /marry them./ They're so sweet and perfect and /yours/ and you don't think anything could be better than that. Finally, someone actually loves you as much as you love them and you talk every day and never run out of conversations to have.

Then they stop talking to you and you get worried that something might have happened. You try to text them but the responses are short and hours apart and sometimes there isn't even a reply. You think they may just be busy and try to ignore it, until finally you ask if everything is alright-

And that's when you lose them. Or maybe you lost them sooner than that, maybe even before they stopped talking to you, but you lose them and that fantasy world you've been living in, what you thought might have actually been happily ever after despite never believing in it, comes crashing down around you. You're buried in the rubble of the walls you'd abandon and the bits and pieces of dreams of the future turned to dust. You're drowning in the darkness of your mind and you can't breathe and everything feels so helpless.

And finally, in your broken state, you pick at the larger pieces of rubble and start building back up the walls you'd abandoned, strengthening them and reinforcing them to ensure you /never/ let your guard down again.

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Sure I may not have a good sense of self-preservation like some people but can they do THIS

*casually has a near-death experience*

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

*takes swig of pepto bismol as if it were a beer*

Ya ever seen a

Ghost?

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

My back? Breaking

My belt? Too tight

My hips? Shaking

From left? To right

Hotel? Trivago

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[48notebooksandallofthemempty]

Me: *uses melatonin lotion, not expecting anything to happen*

The melatonin in the lotion:

[rainbowsans]

sans_simps.mp4

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[something-from-elsewhere]

Oooooh! Saving this

[lady-feral]

That’s fun

[vesperlionheart]

Hey, but don’t fall asleep on this Medieval Fantasy City Generator   

[awrenthatwrites]

Reblogging for the last!

[writingquestionsanswered]

NEAT.

[surg0t-deactivated20241219]

both tools I use frequently

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[candycoloredwolf]

Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?

[restfromthestreets]

I’m gonna scream is2g

[galaxa-13]

I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.

[fishyandclintbarton]

His name is Mark Kanemura and his insta is just an absolute fucking delight so you should go and follow him immediately.

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[abstractedthinking]

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

[lessthanagodmorethanaman]

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours